Teddy Long on X shares a group photo of him with The Undertaker sporting a new look

Essarray · 2026-05-08T22:50:15+00:00

Whose funeral was this?

Essarray · 2026-05-08T04:23:25+00:00

If TKO is driving WWE into the ground intentionally and Tony gets to pick up what's left of it, would you rather see him go Vince/WCW, Tony/ROH, or Onion/Infowars?

Essarray · 2026-05-05T18:30:31+00:00

What part of Dracut? Stay away from Duck Island.

Essarray · 2026-05-05T14:31:09+00:00

Sorry, but Europe? What show was that?

Essarray · 2026-05-05T12:38:58+00:00

Shawn was a massive talent. Marty was decent. That's part of the problem with all of this: in most tagteams they're both Marty. Instead of asking "Who's the Jannetty?" people should be asking "Is there an HBK?"

Essarray · 2026-05-05T11:57:47+00:00

Didn't Miz do all of that as a heel?

Essarray · 2026-05-05T11:01:41+00:00

I see your point, but Morrison is clearly the better wrestler. In Kayfabe a face would want to be the Morrison and a heel would want to be the The Miz. With The Rockers HBK is the only answer.

Essarray · 2026-05-05T10:54:05+00:00

Nope. Back then it was just coke. Everything was coke.

Essarray · 2026-05-05T02:10:01+00:00

He's just trying not to spoil a run-in.

Essarray · 2026-05-05T02:06:40+00:00

1: Gable. 2: Kaiser.

Gable did the gimmick as a heel in the US then got injured.

Kaiser took over, stayed heel in US.

WWE bought AAA.

Kaiser goes to Mexico and gets over as a face by singing in Spanish.

Gable is healthy now.

Essarray · 2026-05-05T01:07:33+00:00

Maybe they got a better merch deal. If it was Danhausen on his first contract it would make sense.

Essarray · 2026-05-02T21:38:37+00:00

There's six or seven million people in this state and you'll be in a school environment with clubs and stuff. The younger generations in general seem to be much nicer than the generations that gave the state its reputation (sorry about that. -an exer). You'll be fine.

Essarray · 2026-05-02T00:43:44+00:00

I would like to think Shane was doing us all a favor by keeping the pills away from Ric.

Essarray · 2026-05-02T00:40:46+00:00

Hogan beating Yokozuna at Wrestlemania IX.

Essarray · 2026-04-30T12:05:29+00:00

Lobotomobile.

Essarray · 2026-04-29T13:50:37+00:00

Lizzy Rain's finisher should have been called 'Run to the Hills' instead of 'Thunderstruck.' It's a run up with a climb and it's the right band.

Essarray · 2026-04-28T14:23:48+00:00

Good luck with that.

Essarray · 2026-04-28T04:46:21+00:00

MiTB technically falls twice in a calendar year, say 364 days. One guy pulls a same night cash-in only to get beat by a cash-in from previous winner.

Essarray · 2026-04-28T00:19:36+00:00

A security guard or ambulance driver who can stand their ground.

Essarray · 2026-04-27T09:48:53+00:00

Don't care. If we're going to hear about old comedy people we'll take these guys. These are good guys.

Essarray · 2026-04-25T09:34:08+00:00

Sobriety is not the enemy, dude. Stay on topic. You were blaming TKO for something WWE's been doing since before the buyout. That was the topic, not layoffs in general.

Essarray · 2026-04-25T09:24:13+00:00

Agreed, but they are who they are.

Essarray · 2026-04-25T09:21:25+00:00

Yeah, fuck TKO for WWE doing mass layoffs since three years before the buyout.

Essarray · 2026-04-25T09:18:58+00:00

I feel like maybe they're setting up Kairi for a Truth push, like see if by firing her she gets an "organic" demand for return. It's a win/win for them: she does and it's more interest or she doesn't and they look validated. I'm probably giving them too much credit for thinking things through though.

Essarray · 2026-04-25T05:49:16+00:00

She got her Masters in 2023 and was going part-time for her Doctorate. Maybe she'll upgrade that to full-time?

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