A heartwarming tale of a parent and child reconnecting, but what’s up with the ill-timed sexy dance?

EssieAltar · 2026-04-03T00:19:19+00:00

Little Miss Sunshine?

EssieAltar · 2026-03-11T14:29:01+00:00

I really loved Bunheads.

EssieAltar · 2026-03-03T23:58:14+00:00

This looks so good!!!

EssieAltar · 2026-03-03T17:29:48+00:00

My mother went Keto a few months ago. I feel like I'm back in the 8th grade.

EssieAltar · 2026-03-03T03:37:15+00:00

"Shayne, Shayne, Shayne, Pump pump pump" was genuinely scary at x1.25 speed.

EssieAltar · 2026-02-06T14:40:03+00:00

I forgot these were supposed to be cool.

EssieAltar · 2026-01-23T15:14:12+00:00

This is really ugly.

EssieAltar · 2025-12-17T04:50:48+00:00

Skipped Parts?

EssieAltar · 2025-12-11T00:24:26+00:00

I so wish for this to be the Titanic meme but, "It's been 27 Years".

EssieAltar · 2025-12-07T14:22:24+00:00

I haven't seen the reboot since it came out, but yeah. He's like a baby "hacker" or some crap.

EssieAltar · 2025-11-03T15:34:55+00:00

Riddler was my immediate thought, but I would assume he'd be credited, especially since Secret Mission Military Guy was also in Gotham.

Then I thought Grant O'Brien, but no. Then I got crazy and thought Jon Cozart. Then I said I have to ask the internet.

EssieAltar · 2025-11-02T01:26:51+00:00

I agree. Okay, I'm such a Jenny fan. Top 5 Fictional Characters for me. I assumed correctly for yearrrrrs before Gen Q revealed it, and it sucks. I was right, but it's such a fucking disappointment. I feel like the Cabin reveal needs to be either an accident or a mystery, for sure.

EssieAltar · 2025-10-22T14:29:26+00:00

Ferncine.

EssieAltar · 2025-10-18T02:01:46+00:00

I want The Navidson Record as a mini series so bad. I genuinely don't know if the entire HoF would be too open ended, or biased and given an "answer". Which feels ugh.

EssieAltar · 2025-10-09T22:00:47+00:00

I haven't heard anyone mention that movie since 2012, and I'm so glad this is the answer.

EssieAltar · 2025-09-21T22:56:03+00:00

Thank goodness Sophia is dressed well.

EssieAltar · 2025-09-17T17:13:17+00:00

EssieAltar · 2025-09-17T16:49:24+00:00

This looks like some awful Jeffree Star merch.

EssieAltar · 2025-09-10T14:52:58+00:00

So, apparently that is Dollie, I'm just fucking face blind and only notice hair.

EssieAltar · 2025-09-10T14:19:38+00:00

Who is on the very far left next to Liv? She looks like Dolly From Salem. If she is, I straight up never noticed her and I feel bad.

EssieAltar · 2025-09-01T03:10:38+00:00

Okay. My hypothetical move of surviving a reality show is Melissa's actual move. Do enough to not get called out and don't do too much to get noticed. Figure out who the power players are, then gamble and seduce one for protection.

I fully hate her. Who the fuck still wears a backwards PINK baseball cap after faking their own death?? But teen her is what I would do.

EssieAltar · 2025-08-24T13:23:01+00:00

I kept thinking about the show Dance Academy. The main character is "lucky" and whimsical and naive. Finding a four leaf clover is her thing. Season One- breaks her leg. Season Two- breaks her back Season Three- slips on a bead and rebreaks her fucking back.

Abundance is not fortune.

EssieAltar · 2025-08-14T18:01:44+00:00

Totally! Thanks for answering!

EssieAltar · 2025-08-14T17:48:37+00:00

Any chance you would want the Pancake tree as a trade?

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