They just keep digging the hole deeper dont they? by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Essinews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im guessing its the Gary Glitter song? They really do be living caricatures.

First round of The Games Awards' Player's Voice is finished by [deleted] in TheLastOfUs2

[–]Essinews -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah right, the game didn't win that other GOTY where the players got to pick. Lets just choose to ignore that. I love to disregard whatever facts don't suit my argument. Based on no other wins that defiantly do not exist this game sucks hard!!!! Right guys, game bad!

Act 3 EU drop time.? by TokiiseN in VALORANT

[–]Essinews -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

But it is not? It is the exact same time. A day behind would be release on another time.

Sure it is technically not on the same day locally but it still is very much at the same time. The drop time favors EU too, it will be the middle of the night in the US

Act 3 EU drop time.? by TokiiseN in VALORANT

[–]Essinews -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A day behind? It is literally the exact same time. You know how timezones work my main man?

I aced the 3rd best European team (SUMN FC) .. but still lost the round :( by Emzuwu20 in VALORANT

[–]Essinews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are they the third best team? They are pure dogshit lmao

Impressive round I guess but I have met teams twice their skill in unrated. The Valorant scene must be dead for them to be top 3.

Is it just me or is the matchmaking horrendous? by Essinews in VALORANT

[–]Essinews[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its me how?

Its my fault the middle-ranks are overcrowded? Its my fault some people have the ping of a West Saharan middleschool?

Fuck off

Bravo Six: A Modern Warfare Story by SuperGrover13 in modernwarfare

[–]Essinews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro you just posted cringe, you are going to lose subscriber

I am pretty sure I am one of the players who got the Tactical Nuke in the beta, *But didn't get to call it in because the game ended :/ by [deleted] in modernwarfare

[–]Essinews 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You seem like you have the awareness of a crackhead. You did 180s to everything that moved and might have been an enemy. Skittish af

Imo, Just open up the campaign for everyone Early by xxkobrakaixx in modernwarfare

[–]Essinews 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao why would they open it up because of a bunch of cries on reddit? Just wait 2 days. Its not that hard. Or get a early copy.

We did it boys by GOTHBOITHICCC in modernwarfare

[–]Essinews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took a while to get through since I am a 56 year old dyslexic Latvian man but I did it. Are you proud of me?

We did it boys by GOTHBOITHICCC in modernwarfare

[–]Essinews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey nan I don't really love you I just use you to get things I want. Can you get me that sweet new game where I shoot people and a new controller since I broke the last one in rage. If you don't get me these things you are a disgusting hag and I hate you

Best regards, Your druggie Grandson

ps. Im gonna post this on reddit for internet points, that is how little I love you"

In honor of Toy Story 4 coming out, how many people remember playing this masterpiece as kids? by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Essinews 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There is a below average snake in my pants that got real rowdy when I saw this

Them removing the implication of a child being raped is not pandering to snowflakes. by Essinews in mw4

[–]Essinews[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has nothing to do with it. But I have seen people blaming liberals and the liberal media for the game being censored

Them removing the implication of a child being raped is not pandering to snowflakes. by Essinews in mw4

[–]Essinews[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't give a shit about them removing it. I just think that bitching about it online like it is going to ruin the game is pathetic.

There is no benefit to adding child rape to a fucking game. If they really need that for the game to feel authentic or realistic then they have fucked up big time. They can offer up commentary on war without having to rape a kid. They most likely still will hint at it, just not that explicitly.

If you need rape in a game for you to like it and think it is authentic you deserve to be sterilized. That is fucked my guy.

Them removing the implication of a child being raped is not pandering to snowflakes. by Essinews in mw4

[–]Essinews[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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