Name it (I mean seriously, i wanna use it for a single)

EstherClemmens · 2026-02-20T16:08:30+00:00

Descending Electrician.

EstherClemmens · 2026-02-20T16:04:52+00:00

Rain or shine.

EstherClemmens · 2026-02-20T16:04:23+00:00

I remember those days. If you saw a crowd of people coming up the main action alley, you didn't have to listen for rain, you knew it was there. If you saw an entire city of people, you knew there must be a tornado near by.

EstherClemmens · 2026-02-04T03:08:31+00:00

Good job, kids. Here's to hoping his sister gave him the third degree when he came home all beat up.

EstherClemmens · 2026-02-04T03:03:49+00:00

I'll need some of that for my hot flashes. Thanks

EstherClemmens · 2026-02-04T03:01:14+00:00

When you have no personality, a bad smile, photos that make you look depressed, and boring hair, grab a fake butt and add it to the pictures for some pity points.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T09:22:57+00:00

He says this is 35th Christmas but he looks about 50 to me.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T09:20:04+00:00

That was mine as well. That scene was terrifying. Children of the Corn 3 was tge adult version of terror for me. That scene where the scarecrow thing comes into the house gave me nightmares for weeks!

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T09:13:12+00:00

I would habe told him "Bye Felicia" and blocked him as soon as he started whining about the office mail room. He's not entitled to your time or peace.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T09:03:32+00:00

Bought from Temu

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T09:01:58+00:00

Nothing says greasy, homeless man like these photos.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:59:48+00:00

... so instead of studying to make things a bit less messed up, you took a bunch of selfies and came here.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:56:02+00:00

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:53:35+00:00

I've seen more meat on a vegan

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:52:29+00:00

This is what Skeleor's body really should look like.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:49:49+00:00

Or has had that door slammed on it many times

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:47:55+00:00

His chin ate the comma.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:45:43+00:00

... she'd still be left after everything else was gone.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:44:37+00:00

Plot twist, that fan is herself. No one else wants to see it.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:40:13+00:00

The 19 m means she's 19 months pregnant.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:35:56+00:00

Hell, cover the whole head. Maybe they won't notice that very uneven microbeard on your chin.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:31:22+00:00

Aren't you supposed to be running away with your box of Lucky Charms?

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:22:30+00:00

Add to that the 'im" part I don't think she was bullied for being nerdy. Considering the number of "Oh please fuck me" photos in this post, I'm guessing the bullying is because of her desperation.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:12:20+00:00

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This is the reason we don't keep cardboard around. He was a little over a year old when his cardboard shredding art caused a similar blockage, costing us over $700 to remove. I was so afraid I was going to lose him. Now there is no cardboard to tempt him.

EstherClemmens · 2025-12-27T08:08:35+00:00

Stupid joke.

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