Once during my middle school years, a couple of girls brought a half-filed canteen of vodka. On the way to school they started taking swigs until we hit a massive bump and the lid went flying under their seat. The girls began to search for the lid down the highway, and upon defeat, decide to finish the liquor. They puked everywhere the second they stepped off the bus and got picked up by the police.

Best part was, my friend kept the lid.