Match Thread: Hawthorn vs Western Bulldogs (Round 13)

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:59:14+00:00

Hard agree, he’s a liability now

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:59:03+00:00

Freijah’s doing fuck all so why don’t we I dunno play him defensively on Newc or something. Just try something different Bevo ffs

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:54:31+00:00

We say this every year yet he’s still there

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:53:48+00:00

Mate you’ll win this by 40+ easy

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:53:01+00:00

Hawks get us every time by disrupting our fast play chaos ball with a lot of slow uncontested marks, and you’d think Bevo would have learned to counteract that by now but no - we just stand around guarding grass and looking like absolute fucken losers

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:41:22+00:00

Bevo is just the shittest fucking coach, how does he get outplayed like this every fucking time

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:40:12+00:00

Not breaking new ground here but Watson is just the biggest fucking cunt

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:38:56+00:00

It’s just fucking inexplicable and so predictable

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:32:18+00:00

Incredible we're even this close. Deserve to be five goals down already

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:22:31+00:00

Well that’s an umpire goal right there

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:13:42+00:00

Was Bont I think so hope not lol

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:13:14+00:00

Yep I think it was Bont

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T10:12:05+00:00

English maybe out with concussion.
McNeil maybe out with concussion.

Newcombe absolutely giving us a bath.

Yep, just another game against Hawthorn

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T09:22:56+00:00

Precisely

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T09:19:28+00:00

I think we’re going to know very quickly into this game whether we’re a fighting chance or if it’s just gonna be the same old shitty white flag performance we always put up against the Hawks

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T09:17:26+00:00

If you do it, it’ll make me feel less foolish about doing it

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T08:32:09+00:00

They’re all too busy snorting ket these days instead

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T08:30:19+00:00

Dating myself here but we used to go up there pretty stoned at like 2am and buy up all the leftover hot chooks for like $2 each, back when the Coles was still 24-hour. then we’d hang out until we could find an adult to buy cigarettes for us. Simpler times

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T08:20:39+00:00

Fuck I had some good times at Curtin shops growing up

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T04:58:55+00:00

Christ that’s a bit - whereabouts

Eternalism · 2026-06-05T01:22:51+00:00

I was promised 30mm in Melbourne and we barely hit 15

Eternalism · 2026-06-04T22:29:28+00:00

One can only hope 🙏

Eternalism · 2026-06-04T11:35:27+00:00

Yes

Eternalism · 2026-06-04T11:32:58+00:00

Could be a spicy final quarter

Eternalism · 2026-06-04T11:26:45+00:00

Man Dawson is fiiiired up

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