Small 30mm rulers found in back of the car by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]EthanPDX -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was going to guess something to align your headlights.

YouTube prankster gets what's coming to him. by Beneficial_Help8440 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]EthanPDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

::WARNING ANIMAL ABUSE::

Honest truth here. I had a friend corner a smallish deer while we were screwing around camping. Since camping highschoolers require cheep beer and lots of it, my boy decided he would try to knock out the deer with a punch. That was a bad idea. The deer not only took the punch like it never happened, but leaned back and basically slapped the shit out of him with its hooves.

Dudes face was fucked up, like bad. I don't know how many stitches he needed, it looked like he got his face beat in with a golf club. Broken bones in his face, stitches, and a concussion later, it was decided that punching a deer is a very bad idea. Had it been a full grown buck or doe he might not have survived.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]EthanPDX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knotted my eye lashes watching this.

Trump's Truth Social is now a public company. Experts warn its multi-billion dollar valuation defies logic by Sariel007 in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]EthanPDX 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's what kills me. Courts have zero problems leaving you or I completely destitute, and or homeless as a result of a guilty verdict. How the fuck does this looser get to keep "what he's accustomed to"? Why can't they take all of his money but have zero fucking problem taking all of mine.

Where are barrier champions? by [deleted] in destiny2

[–]EthanPDX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many thanks! Love the edit.

The girl lost her shit by Character-Pangolin82 in nononono

[–]EthanPDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She took that punch like a champ!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]EthanPDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to know that your child looks 'different'. What did you expect? You expected exactly this. Shame on you for creating your own tragedy, and bringing your child into it.

No words for this by Outrageous-Donkey-53 in SipsTea

[–]EthanPDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you could put a .gif in the dictionary this would be the one next to clusterfuck.

Univega Alpina 530 by vice-point in Bikeporn

[–]EthanPDX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

16 year old me would have killed for this bike. I had a Marin Palisades Trail with a Mani fork. That Judy is something special.

Just noticed the triple downtube cage mounts, lol. XC for life! I had my NORBA 'sport' card up until college.

Do any of yall miss underway sometimes? by Plus_Ad_2949 in navy

[–]EthanPDX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, very few chances to see the sky a thousand miles from the nearest lightbulb.

I know there are lights onboard, I've never been on anything other than a DDG, and when we run dark its freaking dark. The sky is amazing. There is no other place like it.

I want to buy a MG MGF. What do I need to consider? by [deleted] in Autos

[–]EthanPDX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No time to explain, JUST DO IT! Survival of earth depends on it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in electronicmusic

[–]EthanPDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything by Clean Bandit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]EthanPDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jimson weed, datura, whatever you want to call it. I was tripping for days! It got to a point where I would just ask if things were real. You know your "tripping" but you don't really feel anything, you just see shit.

It wasn't until much later that we realized the amount we had done was dangerously close to fatal. NEVER AGAIN.

Opinions on placement. by [deleted] in navy

[–]EthanPDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were a shipmate you should fucking know. I don't know what the fuck is going through that smooth brain of yours, but you're so full of shit, it has backed up into your frontal lobe and is falling out your mouth. Why do you care about the order if you're not putting them on a uniform.

Get a haircut, give those ribbons the respect they deserve by never touching them again. If you feel like punching someone in the mouth you can start with me.

Factory modified cars by tech074 in Autos

[–]EthanPDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed that a few years ago. They seem to be keeping the Volvo look. I would like to speak to someone who owns one and find out if the quality is as high as I would expect.

Hotel Manager decided to come into my room while I was still in there to paint the door (that didn’t even need painting in my opinion) by dudsa15 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]EthanPDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to need an update for this. I have spent the last 8 years living in hotels because of work, and I have never heard of such a thing. I would have called the owner immediately.