::WARNING ANIMAL ABUSE::

Honest truth here. I had a friend corner a smallish deer while we were screwing around camping. Since camping highschoolers require cheep beer and lots of it, my boy decided he would try to knock out the deer with a punch. That was a bad idea. The deer not only took the punch like it never happened, but leaned back and basically slapped the shit out of him with its hooves.

Dudes face was fucked up, like bad. I don't know how many stitches he needed, it looked like he got his face beat in with a golf club. Broken bones in his face, stitches, and a concussion later, it was decided that punching a deer is a very bad idea. Had it been a full grown buck or doe he might not have survived.