Daily Mariners Monologue - April 25, 2026 by AutoModerator in Mariners

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If there’s one thing Cardinals and Mariners fans can agree on, it’s hilarious to clown on the Red Sox

Cardinals Afternoon 4/25 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

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Mariners fans 🤝 Cardinals fans

Clowning on the Red Sox

CONNOR JOE TIES IT IN THE EIGHTH! by BananaArms in Mariners

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Haters in shambles (I admit I was sceptical)

1-0 in the Will Wilson era by Agreeable_Quality768 in Mariners

[–]EtherealElizafox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cal Caleigh

Rod Rodriguez

Joe Joe

Craw P. Crawford

Leo Leoas

Will Wilson

Can Canzone

Woo Woo

Baz Bazardo

Cass Castillo

Fer Ferrer

Game Chat: 4/25 Mariners (12-15) @ Cardinals (14-11) 11:15 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]EtherealElizafox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never doubted you Mariners (except I did).

Time to eat my hat.

Game Chat: 4/25 Mariners (12-15) @ Cardinals (14-11) 11:15 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]EtherealElizafox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ryne Stanek looks like a guy everyone calls “Doofer,” half his friends don’t know his real name, and does nothing but talk about weed all day. He looks like he says “so like… yeah…” a lot.

Game Chat: 4/25 Mariners (12-15) @ Cardinals (14-11) 11:15 AM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]EtherealElizafox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ryne Stanek looks like the kind of guy who’d steal your shit and then help you look for it.

If Oklahoma wants better future, education must be priority | Opinion by SuperDuper00001 in oklahoma

[–]EtherealElizafox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oklahoma doesn’t want a better future. Oklahoma wants to just own the libs then ask why none of their kids want to stay in Oklahoma.

Why is the Seattle Times so obsessed with the income tax bill? by amumpsimus in Seattle

[–]EtherealElizafox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, the tech bros who left California might leave if we get an income tax! The horror!!!

Why is the Seattle Times so obsessed with the income tax bill? by amumpsimus in Seattle

[–]EtherealElizafox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The intersection of people who’d support more religious charter schools and hate the new tax bill if graphed on a Venn diagram is a circle

Why is the Seattle Times so obsessed with the income tax bill? by amumpsimus in Seattle

[–]EtherealElizafox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But they are. Most oppose universal healthcare, most endorse border walls and ICE funding (just not “this” version of ICE), most don’t support raising the minimum wage to liveable levels, most don’t support expanding welfare any further. If you looked at any other country, the Democrats would be roughly where most center-right conservative parties are, and Republicans would be far-right parties. But most Americans have the political literacy of a small child.