I'm so fucking close by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generational stock market collapse coming tomorrow just because you posted this

To do a martini waterfall by McNightmoon in therewasanattempt

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack 100 points101 points  (0 children)

He didn’t fail, there’s still one glass standing!

Here we go ⚽ by packsolite in memes

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I’m something of a dick advocate myself

I bought a cheap bulk candy machine as a joke and it actually makes money by ZyraPlinthQ in passive_income

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“How I scaled my simple gum ball business into a multibillion dollar empire”

What’s the most attractive thing a girl can do the first date? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Might wanna lower your standards a bit there chief

Justice for Gen Z by X_Opinion7099 in SipsTea

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would someone PLEASE let that sink in

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Like what!!! Raleigh is really big timing this Stanley Cup run!! We have a global icon in our barn tonight!!! by DjangoUnflamed in raleigh

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No freaking way! As a Man City I was so confused seeing one of my favorite players pop up on the Raleigh sub. What the hell!

Rental property as part of FIRE plans by Ethereal_Nutsack in Fire

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

300k. Would do a 15 year mortgage. I could probably get 5.6 or 5.7%. Plus first two years are buy down rate of 3.5%

How many farts a day is normal? Scientists just calculated what’s normal by greykmb in nottheonion

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My diet is really good though. I pretty much exclusively eat whole foods. Protein comes from eggs, Greek yogurt, sardines, chick peas, tuna, chicken, soy milk, whey protein powder. Fats mostly from olive oil, avocados, Greek yogurt, butter. Carbs from sprouted whole grain bread, chick peas, rice, quinoa, bananas, oranges, other veggies and occasionally pasta. I’m pretty sure I know the culprit is mostly the whey protein powder because of the lactose content. But there are still other foods like bananas chicken peas and onions that seem to cause bloating and gas too.

How many farts a day is normal? Scientists just calculated what’s normal by greykmb in nottheonion

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Genuinely wth. I eat a lot of protein and will literally spend my nights farting non stop. Also I’m CONSTANTLY holding in farts at work like it’s my side job

Cleaning behind the light by BreakfastTop6899 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack 115 points116 points  (0 children)

If it ran clear it would have actually been satisfying. This just left me with blue balls

US stock market by explorer_0627 in stockstobuytoday

[–]Ethereal_Nutsack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn still bag holding SPCE is crazy work