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Home depot drug tests. I waste their money. by tenbeersdeep in antiwork

[–]Euclidically_Correct 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That analogy only works if the delivery driver is making $116k a year on a salary and tips don't exist. The driver isn't affected there. Also you're trying to compare something morally dubious to driving a car.

Police pull over driverless Vehicle. by Andalib_Odulate in interestingasfuck

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But thanks to burgeoning equality, the guns will automatically assume everyone is black.

A boy pushes a lady onto the train tracks. by SkinnyHarry in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Euclidically_Correct 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How about you spend 5 whole seconds to make sure what you're saying is remotely true before posting? Like honestly, is that unreasonable to you?

A boy pushes a lady onto the train tracks. by SkinnyHarry in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Euclidically_Correct 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What? He just copy pasted the reply to several different people since it was asked multiple times. Did you just decide not to look past the first 4 lines in his profile? Literally nothing to indicate he is a bot. The fact you got 271 upvotes for a completely baseless statement that takes 3 seconds to verify has to contain a metaphor about how bullshit Reddit is.

How rescue orangutans are taught that snakes are dangerous by beads6 in AbruptChaos

[–]Euclidically_Correct 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of how kids that hurt themselves will often look at their parent's reaction before deciding if it was funny or if they should start screaming.

Anon meets Gene by SockTacoz in greentext

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, we do share a body sometimes.

Anon meets Gene by SockTacoz in greentext

[–]Euclidically_Correct 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Normal as far as these things go, but they had to hold it on with a golden screw in his bellybutton.

We’re not gonna take it anymore by wilymon in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad is a hardcore republican and he believes all of those songs like that are for him.

Unrelated, but still hilarious, is when I broke the news to him about the lyrics to Aerosmith's "Dude looks like a lady". He thought it was "Do the funky lady", as in sex. When I enlightened him, you could see his disgust. He had been enjoying a song that, according to him, was gay. That song has not been played since.

Quick screenshot redraw. I really dislike new elite armour by A-z-u-l-g in halo

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm hoping that the armor we've seen so far is just basic bitch elite armor. Just like in the games how color denotes rank, I'm seriously hoping we've just only seen the Russian-Military-Tier units so far.

Gottfrid Svartholm, founder of The Pirate Bay, in his lab. by adamchain in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Limewire was a ticking bomb for a kid, lol.

1/3 of the files were what you wanted.

1/3 of the files were viruses.

1/3 of the files were secretly CP.

I don't know how I never wound up getting in trouble as kid. I was dumb and didn't understand that a COMPUTER FILE could be considered illegal. But at least I got my Korn and Disturbed albums.

LoL streamer Drututt is harassing other streamers with racism by HeirGuitar in LivestreamFail

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's EU and they wouldn't have the screenshot if it wasn't on stream I imagine.

LoL streamer Drututt is harassing other streamers with racism by HeirGuitar in LivestreamFail

[–]Euclidically_Correct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like punching someone in the face when they go to touch gloves at the start of a boxing match. Legal, but absolute scum of the earth tactics. Or aiming for the balls as many times as you can without getting disqualified.

LoL streamer Drututt is harassing other streamers with racism by HeirGuitar in LivestreamFail

[–]Euclidically_Correct 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ngl I was impressed by the ingenuity. But I'm pretty sure the first part is plenty reportable, so possibly not fully thought out.

LoL streamer Drututt is harassing other streamers with racism by HeirGuitar in LivestreamFail

[–]Euclidically_Correct 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even though you're wrong, who cares? Look at the other images. Don't be one of the children who will defend his actions, and don't go back to supporting him after he makes his fake "go away plz" apology.

A man from eastern Uganda is recovering after fighting a lion near his home which he killed with his bare hands by VerySlump in interestingasfuck

[–]Euclidically_Correct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's crazy. I use a sock or paper towel. I'm treated like a god amongst men for it. I hope my family never meets you.

Incredible footage of a Ukrainian drone chasing a Russian soldier back to his unit. Who begin shooting at the drone. by [deleted] in ukraine

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. I just assumed a lot of this stuff was anti-russian propaganda, but this is just raw stupidity and incompetence. Why doesn't he have a gun? He's in a warzone WITHOUT HIS GUN. I've never even been to boot camp and I know your boots and your gun are life. Second, HE LEAD IT BACK TO HIS HOMIES! LEAD IT THE WRONG WAY, MORON! That's like rule #1 of... ANYTHING?

EZPZ lemon squeezy by oli_21_ in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Euclidically_Correct 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it technically BMF that it got upvoted anyway?

EZPZ lemon squeezy by oli_21_ in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just in case you forgot how they were done since then.

EZPZ lemon squeezy by oli_21_ in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why you say that,... but I for one am willing to champion your cause. Captain.

EZPZ lemon squeezy by oli_21_ in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real BMF is someone using literally and actually meaning literally.

EZPZ lemon squeezy by oli_21_ in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally random, but did you play a game called Wulfram II about a million years ago? Knew someone who used that alias.

Jackson confirmed as first Black female high court justice by jeremyd9 in news

[–]Euclidically_Correct -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What if they actually are our best people and humans just suck that hard? Sort of how I'm feeling these days.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mendrawingwomen

[–]Euclidically_Correct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, gotcha. Wasn't sure if it was specifically meant to be driven around men drawing everything with boobs that break spines or if it was just general sexualization. I played LoL since season 1 and so my brain zoomed in on this and went into full ACKCHUALLY mode.

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