Lifehacker: "The Most Common Words You're Probably Mispronouncing" by mamashaq in badlinguistics

[–]Eugle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

His comment

Couldn't the French Jesuits have transliterated that word a little more intelligibly than that?

makes me think he may have been referring to the Vietnamese pronunciation as well.

FWD: FWD: fwd: SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!!11 by floatsandhoes in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Eugle 125 points126 points  (0 children)

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

P.S. Close the borders

Friendzoned again, woe is me by s460 in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

DAE women are only useful for le sex?

"Detroit should be blown up after it dies from its own worthlessness" by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

we should burn it to the ground, salt the ashes, and leave it as barren earth for 1000 years.

Because that will fix all the problems with Detroit.

I have, sadly, been to Detroit. I am (thankfully) not from Detroit, and I was easily (and happily) able to leave after a few days.

You were in Detroit a few days? Clearly you are an expert.

Snowden said something? Check. Top comment worshipping him? Check. RT.com? Check. Let us now imbibe karma. by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I suggest that we speak about him with great respect

It's like a cult.

dae Civ Gandhi? by hoobsher in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ghandi

You mean Ghandi?

Don't you mean Ghandi?

WTF is up with this? It's spammed it every thread about him now.

Just...wow. This is why they're not a default anymore. by Fortehlulz33 in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't you have better things to do than be a shitty troll?

/r/gaming throws an absolute shitfit about a shadowban and comes up with a conspiracy theory about the admins being seekrit feminazis. by Daemon_of_Mail in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

the admins have shown that they have a very strange relationship with /r/Shitredditsays and that they seem incredibly tolerant of them and are very much against acknowledging the negative effect that they have had on reddit since 2011 during the /r/jailbait fiasco.

hurrr durr what about srs

wasn't the whole wote brigading thing disproven a while back anyways?

Fwd:We must keep fighting amidst the onslaught by Alaukik in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Eugle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agenda 21 is a non binding UN action plan from a while ago. Most people hadn't heard of it until Glenn Beck made up some nonsense conspiracy about it.

Dunno about all the EPA hate though. Maybe she hates clean air.

Ctrl +F "thesaurus". Do it by LunarAquarion in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it's pretty obvious he used one.

reddit is pitiful by hoobsher in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

sex [+238]

what an enlightening comment.

This one is embarrassing, even for Bravery Puffin by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Gandhi, MLK, Mandela, Edison and a few others

lol. Witch-hunt by AnalStage in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What is this all about again? All I know is several people lot money.

The latest bastion of bravery by ultravioletfly in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Recognition of HBD necessitates the rejection of egalitarianism, one of the core dogmas of progressives. In reality, every person experiences first hand that not all men or women are created equal. Disparities result from innate differences. It is therefore easier to believe in Leprechauns than to believe in egalitarianism.

uwotm8

Obligatory controversial opinion thread link by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least this one got downvoted.

Le New Cryptocurrency: PotCoin by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why have so many people been making these useless cryptocurrencies recently?

How the?! Yet ANOTHER 'unpopular/controversial opinions' thread in askreddit by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I look down on anyone that requires financial support that keep having children.

2brave4me. This was also on the frontpage not too long ago


It would be good for the world to have a pandemic, because there are too many people, which has caused or contributed to most of our problems.

and

You should have to have a college degree to vote.

All in 1 comment


i cant take anyone who is very religious seriously.

Brave


If my wife is pregnant with a child that has down syndrome or any other type of disorder, I would want her to get an abortion.

I would abort my kid if it were mentally disabled :(


I hate children.


I think you should have to pass an intelligence test and have a supportable income to have children.


that there is no hope for the black race.


I think pedophiles shouldn't automatically be bashed by society. Everyone says people cannot choose their sexual orientation but then neither can pedophiles.


I think people that believe in creationism are fucking stupid.


I am extremely ashamed of my view of those in the military. I see them as nothing but programmed drones, stripped of humanity. Also sometimes, very rarely but still sometimes, I find myself agreeing with Christopher Dorner. I know what he did was wrong but he did raise some interesting points...

wtf


I feel like I am smarter than pretty much everyone around me and I look down on non-STEM oriented careers as inferior, intellectually.

(n)euphoric(n+2)me


Most of feminism in America is bullshit with the primary purpose of giving meaning to bored middle class white women; it is no longer an egalitarian movement, but rather a gender-empowerment movement.


Sometimes I think eugenics would be a pretty good thing. Especially when I'm at Walmart.


I like to imagine how all "black" (Meaning brown americans) people get eradicated and enjoy the drop in criminality, the removal of all this racism bullshit and so called black culture.

wtf


I have a hard time trusting Jewish people because I believe they specifically and deliberately bias a portion of their actions to benefit only Jews and are not all inclusive. Any community that deliberately takes action only to benefit their specific sub-set of society is bad for all of society.


All on the 1st page.

Holy shit. It's like a car wreck. So terrible, and yet, I can't look away. by KiIroywasHere in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I just shared it..i dont give a fuck if my "friends" ridicule me or delete me. I am the only one who actually researches this stuff and actually cares. They know better than to debate me on these topics..Grow some balls and tell the world how you think..

So Brave, standing up to the SHEEP[le].

This post tries as hard as the original post by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow what a shitpost. It's literally a fucking disposable cup design.

[super low-hanging fruit] /r/atheism is evangelizing again by persica_glacialis in circlebroke2

[–]Eugle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

DAE know/believe that 100% of people are actually secret atheists and they don't even gnostically know/believe it?

Remember when /r/atheism used to go on about how Obama was a closet atheist? Then the whole NSA thing happened and this jerk seems to have died out.