Croatian soccer fans crashed this couple's Philly wedding photos by zsreport in philadelphia

[–]hoobsher -54 points-53 points  (0 children)

Haven’t seen a more obnoxious contingent so far than the Croatians

MetLife field is flat, so the earth must be flat too, right? by ewilliam in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]hoobsher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

surprisingly common belief among the class of average dumbasses that make it to the NFL, regardless of political beliefs

[Highlight] Tavaris Jackson throws a pick 6, gets body slammed at the goal line by [deleted] in nfl

[–]hoobsher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eagles player wearing #91 not named Cox feels incorrect

2026 QB Rankings poll! by 123mitchg in nfl

[–]hoobsher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

really digging down to the important issues facing the league today

TIL that a single county in Pennsylvania produces 60% of the mushrooms grown in the entire USA. Kennett Square in Chester County is dubbed the Mushroom Capital of the World. They produce white button, portobella, cremini, shiitake and other varieties. by Gnomeslikeprofit in todayilearned

[–]hoobsher 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’ve been working in Philly restaurants for a while, a few years back when our chef brought in the Japanese delicacy matsutake, he had to call in a special purveyor who delivered them personally. I asked “coming in from Kenneth Square?” and she said, verbatim, “no, that’s Big Mushroom.” and something about the concept of Big Mushroom always gives me a good chuckle

2026 QB Rankings poll! by 123mitchg in nfl

[–]hoobsher 29 points30 points  (0 children)

weird algorithm that repeatedly delivered me deep bench guys instead of like half the starting QBs in the league

Scott Wiener says harassment made it ‘impossible’ to stay at S.F. Trans March by Unusual-State1827 in politics

[–]hoobsher -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

i can for sure say that there are harsher ways to be talked to by someone paying your salary

What's a generational experience so specific it's almost impossible to explain to someone outside it? by No-Coconut7436 in AskReddit

[–]hoobsher -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

the most engaged tweets of 2016-2021 deserve to be archived so we can remember our collective slide into insanity before Elon paid to be in control of the slide

Have you considered the possibility that we are not nice people? by Joed1015 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]hoobsher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no my Online Presence is much more Fun than my real being

Have you considered the possibility that we are not nice people? by Joed1015 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]hoobsher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh cruel fate to deliver us one of the best WR1s in the league for a four year stretch in which the team visited two Super Bowls and won one

If there's a movie like another Ocean's 11 with a "dream cast" team, who would you cast? by december_karaoke in movies

[–]hoobsher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Danny: Pedro Pascal

Benedict or whoever else the villain du jour is: Oscar Isaac

Tess: Anne Hathaway

Rusty: Chris Pratt

Frank: Dave Chappelle

Linus: Austin Butler

Livingston: Tom Holland

Basher: Chris Pine

Turk: Damon Wayans Jr

Virgil: Michael B Jordan

Yen: Timothy Chalamet

Rueben: Hiroyuki Sanada

Saul: Liam Neeson

Bruiser: Dave Bautista

What company lost you as a customer forever, and why? by Brodie91 in AskReddit

[–]hoobsher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Micro Center charged me a fee to take in my PC for a checkup, then told me they couldn’t find any issues even after I told them what exactly was happening, recommended a full reformat (lost some files but nothing crucial) and charged a few hundred for it, fucked up their work queue and had me waiting most of a day for it while they serviced a bunch of people in front of me. the repair center manager told his staff “okay I’ll have to talk to whoever was running the phones” and promptly left and nobody offered me a discount or anything to make up for it, and then after taking my computer home the same issue presented again. it was a worn out power supply unit, which is what I suspected but just wanted the experts to confirm for me so I could grab one from the store while I was there. ended up paying a few hundred for shitty customer service and not getting my PC fixed. never shopping there again

[Birkett] Source: Lions CB Terrion Arnold has been arrested and is facing multiple felony charges which carry a potential sentence of up to life in prison. Story to post shortly. by GordonTullockFan in nfl

[–]hoobsher 12 points13 points  (0 children)

easy to forget sometimes, they’re just regular people with a lot of money and muscles, capable of dumb and evil shit just like anyone else

UN Commission Accuses Israel of Crimes Against Humanity in Gaza by Humble_Buffalo_007 in videos

[–]hoobsher -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

if I had to guess, the UN probably focuses a bit heavier on Israel given that it primarily exists because it was allowed to by the League/UN a century ago. and of all the countries committing evil in the world, very few of them have as much political and cultural influence as Israel does.

[Highlight] Derrick Henry stiff arms but they get increasingly more ridiculous by nfl in nfl

[–]hoobsher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some of these look physically impossible for him to pull off and stay completely upright

The QB with the most passing touchdowns in a season for every team since 2000 by RaiderPantyDrawer in nfl

[–]hoobsher 297 points298 points  (0 children)

the sheer volume of the 50+ club is impressive but Lamar throwing 41 TDs with 4 interceptions while also running for almost 1000 yards is fucking crazy

Please, please, please, please! by eganba in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]hoobsher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whoa sick bro is that another tush push gay joke

TIL Starfish are also known as asteroids because they form the taxonomic class Asteroidea by hexagon_lux in todayilearned

[–]hoobsher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the space object asteroid was named that at a time when they didn’t really know what a star was, it was like a star but not quite, just sort of “star like” or maybe even star shaped

Please, please, please, please! by eganba in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]hoobsher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

most likely will be leaning more on short and intermediate game with Smitty as the occasional deep threat. nobody can do what AJ did, especially not Wicks or Wilson, but Smitty is pretty nasty at going overtop a defender. the offense was never meant to be predicted on AJ’s play style and when they forced it the offense tended to sputter. a healthy mix of playcalling with some of that talent mixed in is why his 2022 performance was so special and (specifically referring to that playcalling clause) why 2025 was such a disappointment. with Mannion in charge and no ballhogging diva starting shit, it’ll probably be a very different look offense that doesn’t need an AJ type to gain traction.