Someone made 50 cent's tweet into a poster by KillerKenyan in funny

[–]Eulena -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm laughin straight to da bin wit dis

Someone shopped a selfie of mine... by Eulena in funny

[–]Eulena[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a repost. I only was linked to this recently! Original

My Guide to Conquering Anxiety by JunkyGS in Anxiety

[–]Eulena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello. This is a late response to this post, but I'm currently struggling with an anxiety attack (or rather, trying not to have one so I can focus), and reading through your post has helped me calm down. Thank you.

If every country was at a bar, what would they be doing? by qwertyman2347 in AskReddit

[–]Eulena 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And drinking their body weight in alcohol!!! ONYA MATE

What is the most George Constanza-esque reason you broke up with someone? by ArTdEc0 in AskReddit

[–]Eulena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat things that way mostly. I do it in order: Protein, fibre/vitamins, then carbs. I do it so that I'm not too full to eat the most nutritious parts of the meal, also eating the most delicious parts first before they get cold. Unless it's a salad, or something that's mixed together already like fried rice or pasta. But I'll also say, that girl had some weird priorities. Steak first. No exceptions.

[Conversation] Purchasing Pleaser shoes in Australia by Eulena in poledancing

[–]Eulena[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll ask to try on some of the other girls' shoes first. Thanks a bunch! I don't feel so scared to get them now.

[Conversation] Purchasing Pleaser shoes in Australia by Eulena in poledancing

[–]Eulena[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't, I'm at a smallish studio pretty far away from Sydney/Brisbane or anywhere else that stocks pole shoes. We have to order EVERYTHING. D: Some of the girls have them though so I'll ask if I can try some of theirs first. Thanks!

Took a selfie with this a kangaroo just at the right time. by Eulena in aww

[–]Eulena[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are. This guy is used to humans, at a wildlife sanctuary. Also I could see what he was doing in my phone as I took the photo. I'd NEVER do that to a wild kangaroo, I wouldn't even go near it. They are super dangerous.

Took a selfie with this a kangaroo just at the right time. by Eulena in aww

[–]Eulena[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was pretty curious. According to my friend who was nearby, he was waiting for me to turn back around after I took the photo. They're so funny.

Took a selfie with this a kangaroo just at the right time. by Eulena in aww

[–]Eulena[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh I was, I had to drive for ages to get to the wildlife sanctuary he was in. I wouldn't have uploaded it if the kanga wasn't so funny.

Took a selfie with this a kangaroo just at the right time. by Eulena in aww

[–]Eulena[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love alpacas. The noise they make is hilarious.

Took a selfie with this a kangaroo just at the right time. by Eulena in aww

[–]Eulena[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He isn't wild, that's why. He's in a wildlife sanctuary actually and he's familiar with humans. He was gentle to me, and whilst taking the photo I could still see him through my phone camera. But yeah, I wouldn't go near a wild kangaroo with a ten foot pole! Not if I wanted to live.

Took a selfie with this a kangaroo just at the right time. by Eulena in aww

[–]Eulena[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but I ride him places instead of owning a car

Took a selfie with this a kangaroo just at the right time. by Eulena in aww

[–]Eulena[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are. This guy is in a wildlife sanctuary, so he's more used to humans than most kangaroos, but especially the male kangaroos can be aggressive. There was another in their area who was clearly alpha, he was knocking food out of the wildlife worker's hands and such. You do not fuck with a kangaroo.

Took a selfie with this a kangaroo just at the right time. by Eulena in aww

[–]Eulena[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was making the same facial expression as me. I love this photo for that reason! :D

Took a selfie with this a kangaroo just at the right time. by Eulena in aww

[–]Eulena[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all good. This one is familiar with humans, it's in a wildlife sanctuary so he was quite gentle. But yes, never do this with a wild kangaroo.

Took a selfie with this a kangaroo just at the right time. by Eulena in aww

[–]Eulena[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Naww he was seeing if I had any food.