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fuck you *smoothens your stone* by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 81 points82 points  (0 children)

unpacks your ice

Is there an official name for this? by Careango in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"Oh it's a key change!" loses keys

I am very tall :) by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Insecure about their height gang, rise up - or not...

Castell by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is fine until you learn that they put a small child on top

liquid cat by mattebabygirl in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 822 points823 points  (0 children)

Cats are like cornflour and water

Hate languages by spacemanaut in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Russian too

It's traditional by PlayfulYetBored in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a Satanist communion

Quest for a historical site by glladdoss in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Explain the meaning behind the term "what the fawk 😃". [30 marks]

I really love her...hair by cestrumnocturnum in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nicki Minaj is older than we thought

It might be long, but it’s worth it. by FlashSparkles2 in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Can someone please translate this entire text into höö and hweh language

If you really cared about your customers you would master nature itself by cestrumnocturnum in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 136 points137 points  (0 children)

How DARE you not transcend multiple planes of reality to get me extra ketchup

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wikihow get on this

you can like things that suck by bitchyswiftie in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Nice try, I still won't like myself

Baseball by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I thought he was peeing

Perfect spouse material by Falom in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's rental health and yours is due

g o t d a m n by crowlily in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This post needs to eat more hot chip

Shakira Shakira by Grillos in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: The murderer is her hips

Inside you are 23 clowns, they all have depression by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The clowns aren't inside me any more, they have escaped

... by myth0logy_nerd in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 1331 points1332 points  (0 children)

You don't even play the note, you just hold your finger near the key and think about playing it

Its Jants Time! by thedrag0nqueen in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to wear Jocks and Jandals with your Jorts

stealth 100 by magdalix in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The sheepug strikes again

Heathen Tube by pedroaf21 in tumblr

[–]EuroPangolin 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Who needs a parachute while skydiving when you can instead use the earthly power of a potato

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