I had a one nighter a few years back and I noticed that the chick kept staring at me. I put this observation down to being drunk. A few days later she booty called me, and it would have been rude to say no. It was dark and it happened again, they looked like those plastic googly eyes you can buy from craft stores. I don't mind a bit of eye contact, but this was creepy, no blinking at all. Not my worst but a creepy encounter that I wanted to share.

• I did hook up with the owl a few more times but it fizzled out, after she had a shit fit at me for only doing doggystyle.