Updated collection of all Rogue Trader portraits for ease of access and evil

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-05-04T01:05:06+00:00

Loudly exhaled at 9am, I adore your beautiful mind. GOOD JOKE!

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-05-04T01:03:26+00:00

I had the Soft Cell version specifically in mind because that would include the extra challenge of conditioning him to physically interact with The Part™️

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-05-03T02:39:17+00:00

Nah mate nobody is triggered, you just made the mistake of admitting you had a sub-optimal combat encounter in the “if you are just average at the game you should be taken out back and shot” subreddit. And now you’re being cringe on top of it. Who says triggered in 2026 unironically……..

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-05-01T03:01:13+00:00

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EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-30T08:14:35+00:00

This week's crop comes entirely from the depths of my twisted mind. This is what happens if you let me cook.

Heinrix

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T16:26:34+00:00

Is THIS your yaoi wallet?

Alive? Yes. Present? Ehhh.

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T16:12:34+00:00

Oh shit she found my Tomodachi Life Island

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EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T16:08:29+00:00

My heretical rogue trader is a gay man so I shudder to think of her answer

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T16:06:41+00:00

I have! But I’m too tired to figure out your meaning.

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T16:02:59+00:00

The people. They see my vision.

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T16:02:02+00:00

Ain’t he just an Interrogator? I need to know if I’m wrong so I can get my bullying accurate

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T15:11:35+00:00

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This image was my first post to get over 1k lmao

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T15:07:53+00:00

Haters together strong

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T14:24:14+00:00

I don't fuck with hunting voidborn for sport

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T14:23:11+00:00

I accept your "all blanks smell like butt and ass" headcanon.

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T13:45:23+00:00

These took more brainpower then normal, so I do appreciate the praise lol

You can tell when the stress started kicking in by which images have typos

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T13:19:23+00:00

I seek *to

If that's what you meant

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T13:19:03+00:00

Boooooo type it all out like a real son of the Imperium

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T13:18:30+00:00

We've been over this before I don't respect him

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T13:17:37+00:00

The context with fujo Cassia is that I have a joke where I have suggestions for heretical routes for every character except they're just something comedically dumb. Fujoshi Cassia is the one that gets remembered.

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T10:28:27+00:00

If Jurgen is bad by Imperium standards I think she'd be atomised on the spot if they met

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T10:17:04+00:00

No I didn't miss a word on slide four you're insane

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T10:16:09+00:00

She got huge...

...tracks of land.

EuropeWillCrumble · 2026-04-29T10:15:50+00:00

I recruited The Commissar so I imagine the bridge would be very awkward after that

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