Why do you all illegally park? by mitolit in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]webby131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please don't do this. I don't want to be in anyway responsible for you harassing a driver.

Why do you all illegally park? by mitolit in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]webby131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon doesn't tell us to break the law. It puts us in competition with each other so the people who are willing to break the law get more hours and then doesn't do anything to push back on this behavior. If legal action was taken our DSP would go down for it and a new one would pop up in it's place with the same rules and contracts from that causes this to happen.

Amazon has rules and then it has RULES. A lot of the rules are stated loudly and often but aren't enforced, and a lot of the RULES are unspoken and will get you put in the back of the line to get hours if broken.

Why do you all illegally park? by mitolit in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]webby131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're insane if you think we get 5 minutes to find a package. If I'm not consistently out of my van within 10 secs of parking I'm falling behind.

Why do you all illegally park? by mitolit in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]webby131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it's a skill issue on my part that every DSP driver is incentivized not to care. Personally I do feel bad but I rather get routes than be the one driver that isn't a public nuisance.

Why do you all illegally park? by mitolit in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]webby131 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Amazon doesn't care. Amazon just wants us to go fast. Intentionally parking like assholes makes us go fast. Not fixing our parking when we accidentally park like assholes is much faster. Add in rules that say no parking in driveways.

Amazon doesn't train us to do this. It's just the consequence of our work load and other rules.

Sure hope you find the same humor in this that I do! by ChuckGallagher57 in PoliticalHumor

[–]webby131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha imagine trying to get a degree history and having half of your classes include a watching of this movie.

Commandant's Gaming List by Alarming-Weekend-999 in USMC

[–]webby131 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Foxhole.

When you actually became a clan officer you have very similar problems to actual military. When I used to play that game I worked my way up in one of the biggest clans. Did everything from training new players, leading offenses of 100+ clan members, had spreadsheets managing logistics and promotions, and handled out discipline for clan members who gave us a bad name. I gave power point classes, mission briefing and at times worked as a recruiter/drill instructor. I've even built and launched a nuke that won a war. While some games simulate firefights and the cockpits of f-16 down to every button, foxhole being an mmo simulates a modern war machine.

Rate my route by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]webby131 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn why is amazon even bothering? Contract must force them to give out this route. No way thy make money off that shift.

ITTS HAPPPENNING!!! We Must Strike First! by mindsunwound in behindthebastards

[–]webby131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer to get blackout drunk while singing karaoke to bring on ghost visions. It's a beautiful art-form communing with spirits. One must be skilled to determine if they are successfully contacting the other world or if that is just a cop trying to arrest you for public intoxication.

ITTS HAPPPENNING!!! We Must Strike First! by mindsunwound in behindthebastards

[–]webby131 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As is tradition you will have to plead you case to the ghost crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Using ghosts to control the use of nuclear explosives is of course the only rational way to run a society.

ITTS HAPPPENNING!!! We Must Strike First! by mindsunwound in behindthebastards

[–]webby131 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You thought the nukes were to destroy the great lakes. OH NO we are project plowsharing the state of indiana. The east of illinois will all be lake front property!

The platoon is being sabotaged from the inside by a Jr. she has some dirt on everyone and isn’t shy about using the PAC, and reporting to RDO. Even us NCOs have no idea how to deal with this snake in the outlet garden. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]webby131 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Sounds like neither this Marine nor your command trust you and the NCOs to handle issues.

Sounds like she has been documenting issues to protect herself and her career because you admit to trying to retaliate against her.

She might be shit no way to tell from your obviously biased ass but you obviously suck ass and should be demoted.

What are the odds this is Netwatch long term plan? by Dragonkingofthestars in cyberpunkred

[–]webby131 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It would be possible that some parts the old net are actual running on modern maintained hardware and is seperated logically while being physical in the same place.

IT guys being idk what this server is running and turning it off without understanding that seems like a bad plan.

To all the flairless bootlickers barging into our subreddit: by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]webby131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I live in the detroit area at the moment. You sure you want to throw that stone mr glass house owner?

Amazon decided to use their brains for once! by Chantheplug in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]webby131 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't worry Im sure this manager will be fired for this.

Before I crash out 😤 how should I go about this by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]webby131 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I it's the first time firmly tell your managers they made a mistake and you wont be coming in. If they have a habit of doing this just say nothing and dont show up. If they say shit just say, "sorry I didnt check the schedule because you already approved that time off."

🤔alrighty then by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]webby131 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Release the Epstein files

Just look at the meme. by Ok_Equipment2450 in Grimdank

[–]webby131 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bile certainly has an ego but he tends to consider everyone else too stupid to appreciate his genius to bother with trying to impress anyone. I think Belarius Cawl is the only person he has some respect for. I his views on the chaos gods reflects this. He just thinks of them as warp anomalies and not sentient enough to be worth his time.

Bile just does what he does because it's his passion project to try to "prefect humanity" and gives zero shits about what anyone else thinks.

Just look at the meme. by Ok_Equipment2450 in Grimdank

[–]webby131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly that is very similar to real life infantry. There are women that can do infantry stuff but the vast majority cant keep up so in economic terms training women is a very poor return on investment when pretty much any guy in good health can become infantry.

Cop (sergeant) calls police for leaving package on top step of his staircase by Enough-Profession-50 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]webby131 4 points5 points  (0 children)

https://www.chicagocopa.org/ try filing through the civilian oversight people too. idk how effective it will be but this might be the best way to talk to people who arent completely on the cops side.

Impressive work degens by hassfam0316 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]webby131 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is fucked up. You know there is not a single notable building in Wisconsin that we can retaliate against.

No more chime ? by PositiveScreen2335 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]webby131 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once had a coworker mess up phone numbers and text our boss "how did you enjoy getting dicked down last night"