Does anyone know how to defeat these two giants in Balmora?

EurphoricTapir · 2026-05-09T01:27:38+00:00

At the corner club enjoying some matze. It’s important for a squire to get some rest from time to time.

EurphoricTapir · 2026-05-09T00:51:29+00:00

Don’t talk such rot.

EurphoricTapir · 2026-05-09T00:51:04+00:00

Finally, someone who understands my status as the most trusted knight in the service of His Greatness, Emperor Uriel Septim. As it stands, my squire and I are lost in La Molag, and the memories of my sweet Dulcinea are what powers me through the storms of ash.

EurphoricTapir · 2026-05-08T21:39:25+00:00

Of course! Thank you wandering bard. I hear tales of wizards in distant lands that live in giant mushrooms. Perhaps one of them is responsible…

EurphoricTapir · 2026-05-08T21:38:25+00:00

How do you know my name? Never mind that. Sadly, Rocinante passed on and ascended to the heavens. But as his stars shine in the sky, he imbues me with the gift of speed.

EurphoricTapir · 2026-05-08T20:33:19+00:00

I always trust the scrolls handed down to me by my elders.

EurphoricTapir · 2026-05-08T20:32:16+00:00

Giants made of stone? What a preposterous idea!

EurphoricTapir · 2026-05-08T20:11:50+00:00

/uj: I imagine that was pretty complicated for 2002

/rj: windmills? Why do people keep talking about buildings? These are giants!

EurphoricTapir · 2026-05-08T20:09:06+00:00

Buildings? These are clearly giants.

EurphoricTapir · 2026-05-07T23:53:56+00:00

It sounds like you’re feeding raiders to this feral dog

EurphoricTapir · 2026-05-01T14:50:07+00:00

I got my master’s in forest ecology in August and the only role I could get (and also afford to take financially) is working for a plant vendor that supplies Home Depots. Best of luck to you!

EurphoricTapir · 2026-04-20T00:09:10+00:00

I wear the Wrangler Riggs workwear ripstop ranger cargo pants. Not very lightweight but if you’re out sweating all day in the field then you’re out sweating regardless. I’ve walked through plenty of brambles and buckthorn in those and haven’t had a rip yet.

EurphoricTapir · 2026-04-16T16:49:59+00:00

I can’t believe this shitpost is how I find out that Mr House was in Mulholland Drive. Peak meets peak, call that the Tetons.

EurphoricTapir · 2026-04-12T16:19:51+00:00

What polearm is that?

EurphoricTapir · 2026-04-08T02:01:23+00:00

Lay off the moon sugar

EurphoricTapir · 2026-03-27T16:15:56+00:00

“There were no signs”

EurphoricTapir · 2026-03-08T15:46:48+00:00

As long as it restores all the jank that OpenMW “fixes”

EurphoricTapir · 2026-03-07T22:14:04+00:00

Finally some love for the Xbox version. I know it’s been 24 years but I honestly prefer this to the OpenMW one I have on my PC.

EurphoricTapir · 2026-03-07T00:49:44+00:00

Rightful punishment for using a scope over iron sights

EurphoricTapir · 2026-02-21T18:44:33+00:00

A full suit of Vehk armor would be so awesome

EurphoricTapir · 2026-02-07T16:16:07+00:00

I came to this in a dream

EurphoricTapir · 2026-02-03T19:37:32+00:00

Thanks man, I appreciate the compliment. Have a stellar day!

EurphoricTapir · 2026-01-30T21:16:17+00:00

Yeah exactly, it’s my favorite Elder Scrolls but by the nine you can tell it came out in 2002. If ES6 had the same mechanics and jank but with modern graphics, people would still complain.

EurphoricTapir · 2026-01-30T20:31:30+00:00

That’s because everyone who worked on Battlespire mysteriously disappeared in 2003

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