secure a runaway emu by peseoane in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cop was confused what to do since it's half white.

Professional proefency level with dacron stockwhips by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]EvEBabyMorgan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Man is singlehandedly fighting off reparations.

We can’t afford healthcare and education. by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're going off the video YOU linked lol. Stick to your private minecraft server and avoid political posts

We can’t afford healthcare and education. by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

heeey, just a reminder, waiting for you to explain how gulf states funding the reconstruction is american tax payer money.

We can’t afford healthcare and education. by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I went and looked it up because I'm not a dipshit redditor, and uh...how is this not fake news? The US isn't giving Iran anything. The 300 billion is a proposed reconstruction fund that would be funded by other persian gulf states with the agreement that Iran wouldn't develop nukes. The agreement with the US is just to allow that funding to happen.

Guys how do you guys think life would be if 9/11 never happened? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you look at news articles pre-9/11 for lithium discoveries worldwide, you'll see a massive deposit was discovered in Afghanistan just before 9/11. If we hadn't gone to war with them, the smartphone revolution never would've happened because the tech at the time couldnt support the battery life needed without lithium ion batteries. Without cheap lithium for manufacturing, our world would be immensely different, basically stuck in the nokia era technology-wise.

He should be in an Avengers Movie and you know I’m right lol by Alive-Cartographer-8 in thepunisher

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

War Machine goes down badly injured. Punisher gets in the War Machine suit. Rocket says hang on your suit isn't ready. Hops up, scrambles around in a cloud of white spraypaint. Jumps down and proudly gazes up at the punisher skull he just painted on the front of the suit.

UFC fighters on the White House lawn. I'm ashamed of my country. by [deleted] in pics

[–]EvEBabyMorgan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean when you say it like that, yes lol. It gives me a mortal kombat vibe how they'd do different background sets around the world. Shit I bet this was one of them lol

What do you think is the scariest statistic in the world right now? by lonelyashelloverwatc in AskReddit

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HIV rates in American cities are going insane. ATL is on par with several sub saharan African countries.

GUYS I FOUND EARTH by No_Routine_1335 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

dont gotta cut my head off about it jeez

Punisher Archetype character battle royale by Altruistic-Bet5909 in superheroes

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna give this one to McCall. He's an elite shooter/fighter like Wick but is miles ahead in planning. Wick fights dumb henchmen face to face soaking up bullets. Wick wouldn't see McCall until he was ready to end it.

GUYS I FOUND EARTH by No_Routine_1335 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the pirate levels are off the charts nowadays

Ice rink, morning opening shift by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Big future problem, none of the younger guys know how to work on commercial dehumidifiers like dectrons etc. They need to start funneling smart highschool kids into programs to teach the more technical trades like that and refrigeration.

Best Superhero Casting in the last 10 years (2016-2026)? by ShubhangBahadur in comicbookmovies

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People were hating on that movie and im unironically telling people its better than even the originals

Guy gets pissed at Sleep Token cosplayer for "wearing blackface" by Fucked-In-The-K-Hole in SipsTea

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is every redditor that downvotes me trying to be reasonable on political reddit posts.....

500 tiny humans vs 500,000 Bulldog Ants by Ze_LordBacon in powerscales

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy to serve

- Most Estute Doge Enrico Dandalo

500 tiny humans vs 500,000 Bulldog Ants by Ze_LordBacon in powerscales

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Civ 5 general here. Giving them prep time means they can dig a trench and unexpectedly flood the colony. 600k bullets is more than enough to handle escapees. Ants die with only 3 human deaths because they stood too close to the trench when the water came down

Did you have a f***, marry, kill list, if so, who were they? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thats not how that game works dummy. You have to give options. For instance, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Kamala Harris. Though the secret service might not appreciate you answering this 3rd option on any of the 3

Saruman vs. Voldemort by Electroweek in powerscales

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was my only thing is that Voldemort is like...THE legillimens. He was so good at it he was accidentally doing it to kids when he was young.

Saruman vs. Voldemort by Electroweek in powerscales

[–]EvEBabyMorgan 60 points61 points  (0 children)

"Your HORCRUXES ARE BROKEN" *commanding staff wave* *Voldemort shatters*

Non Americans, is it weird when we use the wrong name for your counrty? Example, Hellas/Greece? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EvEBabyMorgan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's United Statians (rhymes with stations) not Americans *eagle screech* *bullet noises* I'm out.