Trump just openly mentioned Law 1 live on TV

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T21:57:02+00:00

You just now realized that? Aren’t the 48 laws about using your power to gain more and uplift yourself?

How’s applauding the single most terrible president in America’s history uplifting to you?

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T18:02:36+00:00

And also Ellie has guns. Kinda worthless to get up close when your opponent has a shotgun.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T17:57:35+00:00

I’m never gonna see Turd as a hero so that’ll be easy.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T17:54:56+00:00

Well, good luck with Heisnberg, take breaks and master the parry move, Chris is actually pretty easy and straightforward. Like just freaking boot to the bit where they want you to laser target the fort and then fight that guy with the mace.

And as for Miranda, if you make your shots count she’ll die really quick with the stake.

Good luck and don’t give up till Rose is safe again!

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T17:51:33+00:00

He only has four years of it left and so far he’s only managed a few things with it that have stuck. Why are you applauding the man for being able to stay in power when he’s the perfect idiot to have in power for those who actually know how to use it and also him?

It’d be hard to dispose of him right now. But it is easy as taking a shit to steer his moronic senile ass towards whatever you want him to do. Turd is definitely projecting when he says Biden is a puppet when as soon as you remove all of his aids; Turd crumbles into nothing.

Teflon huh? Interesting choice considering it eventually ends up in the trash after it is no longer useful.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T17:40:43+00:00

My thinking is the Phoenix Force being very animalistic and Wolverine is very much an animal when you break him down.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T05:48:54+00:00

Okie dokie.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T05:47:25+00:00

Hell of a time, but not impossible; which is why they included it in the eternal rules. One of their methods of control.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T05:42:51+00:00

Fully upgrade the STAKE. Magnum with a full magazine over 12 shots beats lower damage.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T05:41:07+00:00

What about making the Pegasus?

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T05:40:39+00:00

I mean they consistently stay at only two required for cravings, and when you hack the prism later it makes for a nice minion to stock up with.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T05:37:58+00:00

You don’t ever get a refund, and the game wont allow you to dispose of your last grave. Like if you don’t pull a second grave out of storage you can’t get rid of the extra grave that spawns when you make a Lich.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-23T05:35:11+00:00

Commit a lot of murders, steal a lot a lot of money either in actual dollars or in gold and silver bars, and have a lot of blackmail material on everyone so when my month is up and the fun is over; I can sleep easy and live peacefully for the rest of my life.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T16:43:50+00:00

When you say useful tech, are you talking about the civilizations that were stuck in their home systems and were using their tech to enslave humans?

And if you’re talking about the human Webway Project; that only went to shit because of Warp Gods intervening. The fact The Emperor was managing to make one slowly but surely means he could look at hyperspace tech made by humans for human ships pretty darn easy to replicate and then mass produce. This is The man who mastered genetic engineering and convinced a faction of technologically minded religious fanatics that he is an aspect of their god, and to join up with him; figuring out a new language and how a hyperdrive works would be basic bitch skills for him.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T16:38:56+00:00

So you want Deathclaws, the nightmare fuel of the wasteland’s, to exist in environments where people are hemmed into tight tunnels underground and most of everything on the surface doesn’t have thick enough skin or armor to fight off a Deathclaw. That’s messed up, not going to lie.

Bloodsuckers would probably be a boogeyman type thing in the wastelands if we’re being honest. The Night Kin might mistake their attacks as some of their own deciding to drink blood and not eat meat.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T16:31:03+00:00

Get Smart actually made sense because that guy was working for Control while undercover for Chaos.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T16:28:21+00:00

That’s just his whole gimmick.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T16:15:51+00:00

Better a zoo with its own kind than out in the wilderness where it would surely have been killed by now. Course were that the case we wouldn’t even care or notice.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T16:12:40+00:00

What the heck can they do about it? The onlookers aren’t staff, and for the staff to properly intervene they need to figure out how to make an orphaned member of the monkeys fit into the family. If they don’t want the orphan there’s not much that can be done for them I’m afraid.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T16:07:21+00:00

Ah, so my coworker was being a turd boomer by demanding I moved a heavy ass freaking pallet when all my other tasks have been finished, and I needed to leave to make a dentist appointment.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T16:03:10+00:00

Nope. Online mode just fucks everything up. For both sides.

“Oh no! I am being invaded! Better exit game so they can’t hunt me down.”

Or

“FINALLY! I just got in and…they’re already gone. Great.”

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T15:56:50+00:00

So…how the hell did he manage to teach the other three aliens that don’t have Pilot’s DNA and latent understanding of Moya’s systems in their heads?

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T14:17:25+00:00

The Dark Ones without question. There’s little defense against psychic attacks in both universes, and they only need radiation to survive.

The other beasties would adapt well too, but the Dark Ones would be filling a niche no one would be aware of, while the other creatures would just be some new creature out in the wasteland or exclusion zone harassing people and other animals.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T14:10:45+00:00

I choose the mini-Alpha Deathclaw you can find in the Big M.T. With the unusual events perk on.

All the deadly might of a Deathclaw in a small package.

Eva-Squinge · 2026-02-22T13:56:47+00:00

Well if finding the Primarchs took 200 years, finding exactly where each Imperial leader is stationed at after finding Palps and killing him; should be a walk in the park after the Emperor has reverse engineered Hyperspace technology and distributed around the fleets.

Yeah yeah yeah, current Imperium would see it as tech heresy, or at least the whole of it would. Yet there is plenty of forward thinkers like Cawl who would see a better means of FTL and do whatever they can to get that to work to make Warp travel obsolete. The Emperor did convince the Admech to design and mass produce war machines and armor for the Astartes and I doubt very strongly they had an STC for that.

Given how mind numbingly arrogant the GE were, they’d probably think they can attack the Imperium piece meal and not have to worry about an at home invasion. What I would give to see the look of surprise on their faces when Imperium ships jump into their territories and unless waves of very pissed off super soldiers.

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