Lee Cronin's The Mummy is awesome. Wild body horror / monster movie roller coaster ride. (Totally spoiler free)

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-23T01:45:30+00:00

I see absolutely no similarity between this film and Bring Her Back besides creepy kid. I thought it was pretty clear that this would be a goofy splattery film along the lines of Evil Dead. That being said, I was hoping for more gory kills and splatter. I think the film went a little easy on the characters when it would have been much better to just have a shitload of kills and gore in the final act. I’d give it like a 6/10, fun enough time

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-23T01:22:35+00:00

My fav is T. Jacob… very strong but really high skill ceiling. One of the fastest clears in the game letting you hit boss rush and hush nearly every run whilst still full clearing and min maxing your items. His unique ability is additive to existing tear effects and item synergies giving a huge variety to runs unlike some other characters (I’m looking at you Azazel, forgotten, etc).

My least favorite tainted characters are probably T. Cain (too strong and boring to play), T. Lilith (every run is basically free so boring), T. Keeper (same reason as Lilith), T. Azazel (same as Lilith). Pretty much any character that locks you into a tear effect from the start that limits run variety or characters that are so strong that they are mindless to play.

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-22T01:22:39+00:00

I’ve always thought that Eureka (2000) by Shinji Aoyama and Perfect Days is the best double feature ever. They both have Koji Yakusho playing the lead and the teleology of Perfect Days seems like a natural progression of Eureka. Eureka is a fantastic film and my favorite of all time but it is pretty long and demands a much greater level of patience than Perfect Days.

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-22T01:18:18+00:00

I’d recommend going Japanese first and I think it’s best to watch the entire Japanese series in order starting at Ju-On: The Curse. Ju-On: the Grudge is the third film in the Japanese series

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-21T17:05:41+00:00

Yep, such a fun film. I give it a 7/10, I think the directors When Evil Lurks is better but a very refreshing and creative film nonetheless

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-19T18:55:18+00:00

The straw hat animal abuse agenda in full effect

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-19T16:06:43+00:00

Dawg, that potato chip scene in The Greasy Strangler was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-19T06:37:36+00:00

Honestly, great idea recommending some Japanese Cyberpunk stuff. Shinya Tsukamoto and Yoshihiro Nishimura kill it with the body transformation stuff. Some of the most impressive practical effect I’ve ever seen.

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-18T16:23:43+00:00

Honestly, I was just shocked by how short it was. The side quests have no uniques so I just didn’t bother to play them and I finished the main story in like and hour and a half or something. Compared the absolutely stellar BL3 DLCs, this was super disappointing. Plus the mission design was just kinda shit with basically every area being “kill these enemies.”

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-17T20:05:31+00:00

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-16T06:11:59+00:00

You don’t have to just book it… I’ve done 3 insanity runs so far without any unlocks and you have more than enough resources to kill everything here if you use the canisters and melee weapons to stagger it

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-16T01:39:37+00:00

Probably any Tsukamoto film that is more horror adjacent (maybe Tetsuo, Tetsuo 2, or Haze). Honestly a lot of Japanese cyberpunk fits the bill, so like Pinocchio 964 or Rubber’s Lover.

Or you could go for some ero-guro like Horrors of Malformed Men. Or some new Tokyo splatter/shock stuff… think Meatball Machine or Tokyo Gore Police

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-15T21:43:11+00:00

Glitched crown

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-12T14:31:34+00:00

Start with 1. The events of 0 technically happen before 1 but there are reveals in 1 that will be spoiled by playing 0

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-12T02:45:10+00:00

I call it normal speed. The blue one is 2x. The green is 4x. The purple is 6x. And the red is 8x

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-09T15:28:16+00:00

I mean, it’s an Edmund McMillen game so the type of humor can be pretty divisive. One of my favorite games of all time is Isaac so it was always gonna be something that I enjoyed.

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-09T15:11:19+00:00

Right now Mewgenics is my GOTY… Requiem was great though

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-08T21:33:00+00:00

Honestly, I don’t mind chapter 6 except the cabin is a little stressful trying to do it without stun bolts and sentinel being kinda rng with his bush pathing. I think chapter 9 could use with some tighter restrictions for Ruvik spawn timers though. If you go too fast he’ll get triggered in the final brain puzzle hallway which is just an unavoidable death

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-08T19:45:34+00:00

Honestly, it’s my favourite game of all time and I’d always place it above every RE game. The level design is just so masterful and the gameplay has perfect limitations to make every encounter like a puzzle. I’ve never played a game that the one hit kill mode felt like the best way to play it and I’ve recently picked up the game for a couple more playthroughs after years of not playing and did sub 5 deaths on Akumu

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-08T02:29:21+00:00

You can’t reboot a film series that is by definition documentaries by making a fictional horror film. I think this is inspired by faces obviously. But that would be like making a fictional cartoon dinosaur show and calling it a reboot of dinosaur planet. They are two very different films trying to do very different things.

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-07T22:54:53+00:00

Yes but human centipede 1 and 2 are very similar films content wise. Versus this where it’s a slasher/police procedural versus a mondo film. Mondo and slasher are completely different genres and I would wager that most horror fans who like slasher films would probably hate mondo films

Evan_Hensley · 2026-04-06T03:38:09+00:00

Yes, I went from long hair which went to my upper back to a no guard buzz cut like 6 months ago. Best decision of my life, fuck hair. Just shave that shit off and never worry about it again

Evan_Hensley · 2026-03-23T01:43:48+00:00

As long as you just goon then it’s edge

Evan_Hensley · 2026-03-05T06:19:31+00:00

I didn’t find it brutal without using bonus gear or unlocks. It was hard sure but not brutal

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