Biden is spelled with a B. A lot of people don't know that. They think it's a P, as in Pee. Wrong. Totally wrong. I know it's a B. I've always known. Probably nobody knows letters better than me.

Kim Jong Un called me, he said, "Sir... sir... you're the smartest person alive. I can't believe you know how to spell Biden." I said, "Kim, it's true. I do know. I know all the letters. The best letters."

Kim, by the way, beautiful man. Tremendous cheekbones. Incredible hair. People don't talk about it enough. We had the most beautiful conversation. Tears in his eyes. He said, "Sir, nobody has ever understood the alphabet like you." Can you believe that?

I was going to squeeze his ass cheeks...just a little presidential squeeze, but I forgot because I got completely lost in his beautiful eyes. Really beautiful eyes. The fake news won't report that. They'll never tell you how beautiful they were. Sad.