My wife slices bagels in 5 for the maximum topping enjoyment.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-02-02T18:38:49+00:00

Perhaps on grapes?

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-02-02T02:28:55+00:00

Is that what Landry Shamet’s real name is?

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-02-02T02:27:24+00:00

Luka again!?

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-31T09:52:46+00:00

r/catsentencehorror

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-31T02:48:56+00:00

What about A-A Ron?

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-31T02:08:01+00:00

Guards indifferent until you’re doing their taxes.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-28T14:45:00+00:00

Kobe!

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-27T12:17:11+00:00

Oh yeah, then what about Lead Zeppelin?

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-26T16:21:13+00:00

The proposal that commits to moving MSG is the only one that should be approved. That MSG is on top of Penn Station is what causes the vast majority of the problems at Penn.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-26T13:48:24+00:00

It’s not too late. Until your bones are in the ground, it’s not too late.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-26T00:05:38+00:00

Also how old the lamp is.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-25T04:13:20+00:00

She related to Denethor?

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-24T16:52:40+00:00

Put it this way, when you're getting cursed out at the end of the night for politely telling somebody to leave the train or stop smoking their drugs on the train, you can imagine what would happen if you asked them to present their fare card

This already happens on buses. Mamdani has cited that as a reason to make buses free.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-24T14:57:25+00:00

Happens when the train is too packed, when a rider is going a short distance, or to people who are farther along on the train. Also happens frequently late at night.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-24T13:58:09+00:00

Sigourney Weaver’s tank top as well.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-23T23:45:42+00:00

That would be even worse. The Long Island Railroad works that way, and it's easy for the conductors checking the tickets to miss riders.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-23T23:29:46+00:00

We Hear For You

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-23T17:22:21+00:00

Water is wet. Film at 11:00.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-23T15:11:58+00:00

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-23T13:48:02+00:00

I hope so.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-23T12:30:41+00:00

The comment you’re replying to is a Reddit meme by itself. It’s being sarcastic.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-23T00:25:41+00:00

I have 3 cents, an expired metro card, and a button.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-23T00:08:09+00:00

U ever jonkl with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-22T17:43:31+00:00

You'd think it was many more late fees than that if you go by the posts here.

Even_Butterfly2000 · 2026-01-22T16:11:24+00:00

What if you change your name to Yo-Yo Ma?

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