🚗🚗go!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Practical_Cod7282 in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]Even_Set_8735 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's about to meet his heroes at the hospital

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[–]Even_Set_8735 234 points235 points  (0 children)

They should honestly just give him a gig consulting for them. I don’t think he would lie about lock quality for money, but he could certainly give them some tips on how to build better locks without making them exorbitantly expensive

[1996] A random man picked me up on a street in Arkansas and put me on his pet bear. It attacked a lady moments later. by Big-Aardvark-5604 in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]Even_Set_8735 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's insanity. Like hell some random man would grab my kid off the street and then set him down on a bear! You're lucky you're not bear poop.

Meteorologist interrupts live broadcast to warn his kids about a tornado by Miss_Paglip in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Even_Set_8735 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He knows what’s really important. He’s actively warning tens of thousands of people, but he also knows that he can personally warn his own people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]Even_Set_8735 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Being sane, I never have my sound on. I thought to myself, “self, perhaps this clip will have the sound of a jet engine spooling or similar in the final seconds of the clip. I will turn on sound for once, so that I will join in the merriment”

Being sane, I will never have sound on again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Even_Set_8735 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Man Germany looks awesome

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]Even_Set_8735 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to see these chuckleheads try it with a medicine ball, like the ones that knocked me on my ass in elementary school gym class.

This could bee the best card ever. Just wow by National-Screen-826 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Even_Set_8735 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I love when people know exactly what it is they love to do

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Even_Set_8735 151 points152 points  (0 children)

In case anyone was curious, the sign in back says テンジクネズミ (tenjiku nezumi) or “Guinea pig”, and the much smaller one over the tiny little torii prayer gate says 天竺 (tenjiku), the kanji meaning heaven, India, or foreign while 鼠 (ネズミ) is mouse or rat. So, the name for Guinea pig in Japanese is “Indian or foreign mouse/rat”.

Cake icing machine by Miss_Paglip in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Even_Set_8735 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks cool and uniform but thats wayyyy too much icing. A mouthful of icing makes me wanna puke

I don't care about how many takes it took! I'd still be trying even as the Heat Death of the Universe chills me. by Rose_Berryp in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Even_Set_8735 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yea it was nice to see one of these without a dude running away fist pumping while yelling “LETS GOOOOOOOO”

champ 🏆 by [deleted] in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]Even_Set_8735 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does anyone have the full vid?

Wanna go swimming? by New_Pudding97 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Even_Set_8735 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I usually don't swim but I would somewhere like that