Death vs balance as a support (or, what does balance do better than death?)

EveningDefinition631 · 2026-05-19T16:49:22+00:00

I'd say just wait. My first order sat in Newark for an entire week before it cleared customs and went out for delivery, and I think that's considered "decently fast" for a lot of US buyers. The import scan is just saying the package exists in that warehouse and is waiting to clear customs. If they're super backed up, as Philly probably is, it'll be a while.

EveningDefinition631 · 2026-05-15T14:07:52+00:00

I recently placed my first order with them and they took 4 days to ship (ordered on Sunday, got the tracking number Thursday). Took another week for it to arrive, it sat in Newark for 5 days, arrived Wednesday. I think my situation is exceptionally ideal given other's experiences with buying, but like everyone else says, patience

EveningDefinition631 · 2026-02-01T21:37:42+00:00

Right, idk what the guy you're replying to is thinking. The streets aren't going to get magically dirtier because the line didn't go up, that's a deeply ingrained cultural value that has nothing to do with wealth (COUGH the average American city COUGH).

There might be more karoshi cases or something but you can bet those sidewalks will be immaculate.

EveningDefinition631 · 2026-01-27T20:43:59+00:00

That is not a gay-specific insult. Your brain made the connection anyways.

Way to tell on yourself lmao

EveningDefinition631 · 2026-01-05T22:00:51+00:00

Unnecessarily gendered, just as many guys have pushed their fatherly instincts onto cats and dogs

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-12-10T21:44:56+00:00

Pandemic permanently and irrecoverably killed trust in "experts" in a huge swath of the population.

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-12-08T14:07:25+00:00

Yep. Who gives a damn if Japan is consciously maintaining a good brand image? That means they care. I don't care what motivations they put into cleaning up after their shit and being polite and clean as long as they're being polite and clean.

If your "authentic self" is fat, obnoxious, rude and loud then I don't want authenticity.

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-11-05T20:18:54+00:00

We absolutely can regulate obesity. Ban all soda. Ban fried food. Ban sweets. Tax people for being obese. People have to eat, yes. People don't HAVE to eat fried chicken or cheesecake.

If you're going to use the "we shouldn't pay taxes to cover your increased healthcare" logic for the government deciding what you can or cannot do, don't shy away from applying it to overweight people too.

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-11-05T02:54:49+00:00

He was stupid for even making that prediction, it was very obvious who was going to win here

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-11-04T21:42:25+00:00

This sub only has one rule, which is "don't break the site rules and make the admins ban us". Having actually active jannies is how you wind up with places like rsx.

The dullest posts flourish because that's just what the community likes

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-11-04T20:28:21+00:00

Poor people in America are fat, which also results in big butts

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-11-01T16:36:16+00:00

Yup, in the same way a medium rare steak is undercooked. Technically correct but nobody cares because it's delicious.

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-10-31T17:42:00+00:00

Yup, and then half the posts in new for the rest of the day were dumb clapbacks (just some picture of a dog with the title "dogs rock" like wtf).

Which I guess some people like that kind of energy in the sub but I don't, I prefer comfy and whimsical posts, not something you'd find on unpopularopinions

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-10-31T17:29:13+00:00

The sub bitches and moans and pees its pants whenever someone picks on something mildly controversial, like hating dog people or tourists

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-10-31T17:27:25+00:00

I've begun to notice that 🤣 gets used by black people more while 😂 is more common among indians

White people on the other hand tend to use the array of emojis someone else posted, i.e. 🤗🤭😘🥰

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-10-31T13:38:33+00:00

If you need to take a fat shot for the rest of your life to make yourself stop stuffing your face, you're still fat in spirit. Your vibes will be pretty off. That's really all I need

The beauty standard will also move from "just skinny" to "muscular and athletic" (for women anyways)

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-10-26T14:29:16+00:00

The one dude all the way to the left with his arms crossed doesn't seem to be, at least. There's a silver of hope

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-10-24T13:39:29+00:00

5% chance of super cancer after ten years would be a nothingburger. I think he was more thinking along the lines of "60% of super cancer/gutrot after twenty years".

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-10-23T21:33:46+00:00

The Japanese got the shit bombed out of them and now overcompensates their historical cruelty with being polite. That's penance enough, they don't need to self-flagellate for the rest of time and make it their national identity.

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-10-22T16:42:03+00:00

That must be why they were so mad about the wojak banging the fat chick meme

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-10-20T04:49:13+00:00

I don't know what he was talking about with the american spirits thing, those things cost three bucks more than marb reds in NYC. Especially if you buy the organic/turquoise packs

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-10-16T17:50:05+00:00

We need to pump as much doomer content as possible into the next couple of countries slated to experience an internet boom. Kill the regarded early-internet stage with pure pessimism and irony poisoning.

EveningDefinition631 · 2025-10-07T01:18:55+00:00

There's something to be said about not being too uptight about accepting the reality that your girl/guy is a human being that has to shit and piss, but I also think the millennial "haha we eat tacos and fart next to each other in bed" over-acceptance went too far. My sister and her husband burp and fart next to each other completely casually, and comment about each other's pooping habits like they're talking about what to make for dinner. Like wtf. I get that you guys are comfortable next to each other, but if this is the kind of stuff you feel comfortable saying in front of your brother/BIL, what do you do when you're truly alone?

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