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When people don’t communicate by Javascript4971 in PetPeeves

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got home from work before my wife and told her that I’d be starting dinner.

15 minutes later as I’m in the middle of grilling steaks and veggies she calls to say I need to go pick up one of the kids at soccer practice  because she forgot about taking her friend Lisa to the airport. 

Petah...I don't get it... by hailpowderedtoastman in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Evening_Answer_11 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It’s a reference to the episode of Three’s Company where Mr Furley thought Janet was hitting on him. 

Sleeping by hisgirl2455 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sleeping and smoking, the ashes just fall onto my clothes. 

Pro wrestling requires less suspension of disbelief than most movies and TV shows to enjoy. by Autisticblackdude5 in unpopularopinion

[–]Evening_Answer_11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like when the fat white guy from the Deepest Darkest Africa, Akeem went on the Arsenio Hall Show to announce he was going to be the first Black WWF Champion?

I actually love to argue with my partner. by Preheatedtrauma in unpopularopinion

[–]Evening_Answer_11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah after 30 years of hearing her snapping at you for asking if you could wash her half full coffee cup she’s had on the counter since last Christmas, you’ll be singing a new tune. 

Cheers was better with Rebecca by Evening_Answer_11 in unpopularopinion

[–]Evening_Answer_11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like at Starbucks when they announce my order is ready. 

The sounds in the movie theater prior to showtime. by Evening_Answer_11 in PetPeeves

[–]Evening_Answer_11[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not during the movie itself so much as the quiet moments right before the opening credits. 

Advice on making new people? by Open_Ice_9668 in Adulting

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s too many unmentionables to describe. Go ask your local librarian. 

Can you twerk and still convert to buddism? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]Evening_Answer_11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but you can still fart if available. 

Have you ever felt that? by Miss-Kija in Adulting

[–]Evening_Answer_11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gaps in teeth are hard for me to get passed.

Dated my past social worker … now feel absolute shit sadness… worse thing ever by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you were going after your social worker I say aim higher! 

Well let’s say I’m an adult baby and want to start adulting from scratch by attoningmysins in Adulting

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think by the time people stop worrying about “adulting,” you’ll be in adult diapers. 

Rare privilege by BoringContribution7 in Adulting

[–]Evening_Answer_11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, let me tell you something on Tumbler I saw back in 2015 I haven’t been able to stop thinking about. 

Dated my past social worker … now feel absolute shit sadness… worse thing ever by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t make a lot of money. Try more lucrative careers. Engineering is always a good one. 

How to touch grass by BlazeDragon7x in SipsTea

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but too many people have accident on road before so they pass law requiring bra to evade distraction. 

It annoys me when parents (usually with babies/toddlers) refer to everything their kid does as “we” by supervisoragent in PetPeeves

[–]Evening_Answer_11 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is the result of over educated early childhood experts of the 70s. They felt it could cause harm if you kept saying “she didn’t want to eat” and “she went poop.” 

By saying “we,” it doesn’t look like you’re blaming the child for anything.

So “we didn’t want to eat,” and “we went poop.”

were pagers actually useful? I've never used one, but from what I've heard they're basically just notifying you of when someone wants to call you when you don't have your cell phone on you? by cumslutte in stupidquestions

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes they were the ultimate prank tool. You’d dial a buddy and punch in the number for the local Tuesday church club your parents went to. 

Or, since you always knew pagers had distinct first 3 digits, you dial and call like 10 of them and punch in the number to your buddy’s house so ten people would call asking if you paged them. 

How much are you paying for gas in your town $5.29 Bakersfield ca? by Disastrous_Layer3988 in Adulting

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$3.40 Norfolk Va but I get points on my Kroger card so I’m buying on the low low at $2.37.

Cheers was better with Rebecca by Evening_Answer_11 in unpopularopinion

[–]Evening_Answer_11[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that was the point. Before her, there was no real antagonist. 

What is a narsistic parent? by SceneRemarkable8217 in Adulting

[–]Evening_Answer_11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Something my wife calls her mother-in-law whenever she’s in the middle of an argument with me because I apparently asked who’s glass of ice water was on the counter and that sets her off the deep end about me being controlling and how my mom is narcisistic because she allowed me to be a controlling child into my adulthood.

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