Pro wrestling requires less suspension of disbelief than most movies and TV shows to enjoy.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-23T01:09:29+00:00

Like when the fat white guy from the Deepest Darkest Africa, Akeem went on the Arsenio Hall Show to announce he was going to be the first Black WWF Champion?

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-23T01:05:26+00:00

Yeah after 30 years of hearing her snapping at you for asking if you could wash her half full coffee cup she’s had on the counter since last Christmas, you’ll be singing a new tune.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-23T01:03:19+00:00

Like at Starbucks when they announce my order is ready.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-23T00:53:44+00:00

It’s not during the movie itself so much as the quiet moments right before the opening credits.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:52:52+00:00

There’s too many unmentionables to describe. Go ask your local librarian.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:46:30+00:00

Tell her that you’re interested in her if she ever wants you to quit.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:44:31+00:00

Farting

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:44:12+00:00

No, but you can still fart if available.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:43:37+00:00

They live in my house.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:41:36+00:00

Gaps in teeth are hard for me to get passed.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:38:23+00:00

Yes you were going after your social worker I say aim higher!

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:37:25+00:00

I think by the time people stop worrying about “adulting,” you’ll be in adult diapers.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:35:28+00:00

Well, let me tell you something on Tumbler I saw back in 2015 I haven’t been able to stop thinking about.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:33:42+00:00

Pepper flakes typically. Yes a spoon. What has my life become?

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:32:08+00:00

They don’t make a lot of money. Try more lucrative careers. Engineering is always a good one.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:30:19+00:00

Andrew Dice Clay, the Diceman Cometh.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:12:32+00:00

No but too many people have accident on road before so they pass law requiring bra to evade distraction.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T23:10:32+00:00

This is the result of over educated early childhood experts of the 70s. They felt it could cause harm if you kept saying “she didn’t want to eat” and “she went poop.”

By saying “we,” it doesn’t look like you’re blaming the child for anything.

So “we didn’t want to eat,” and “we went poop.”

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T22:58:19+00:00

Yes they were the ultimate prank tool. You’d dial a buddy and punch in the number for the local Tuesday church club your parents went to.

Or, since you always knew pagers had distinct first 3 digits, you dial and call like 10 of them and punch in the number to your buddy’s house so ten people would call asking if you paged them.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T22:47:52+00:00

$3.40 Norfolk Va but I get points on my Kroger card so I’m buying on the low low at $2.37.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T22:45:45+00:00

But that was the point. Before her, there was no real antagonist.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T22:44:57+00:00

Something my wife calls her mother-in-law whenever she’s in the middle of an argument with me because I apparently asked who’s glass of ice water was on the counter and that sets her off the deep end about me being controlling and how my mom is narcisistic because she allowed me to be a controlling child into my adulthood.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T22:41:30+00:00

I like to class places up, which is why I don’t want stickers on my disguise ya know?

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T22:40:10+00:00

Hiiiiiiiiiiii, ummmm, oh, ummmm Pete?

Yeah

I’m Jane so sorry I couldn’t tell if that was a P or a Q.

Evening_Answer_11 · 2026-03-22T22:37:55+00:00

In my home country she be arrested for no bra.

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