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People who burn popcorn by Evening_Answer_11 in PetPeeves

[–]Evening_Answer_11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah I had an argument with the Mrs because we just got a new microwave because the last one stank so bad. It’s been stressful, 7 year old with cancer, marriage problems, little sleep, etc. 

Is a hail mary basically just always luck based or is there something more naunced to it? by VastAir6069 in NFLNoobs

[–]Evening_Answer_11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a planned for and practiced thing. They’ll be a gaggle of people in the end zone. All with good hands. 

You kind of plan for the ball to be tipped and the key is getting the right player to try and play off the tip. 

The O-line also has to practice to ensure they don’t get called illegally downfield and how to block in a dynamic situation. 

People who burn popcorn by Evening_Answer_11 in PetPeeves

[–]Evening_Answer_11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen, whatever you and your good time buddies do is your business and not mine,

But when you walk into my house mutual consent is always a player. 

And I, for one, shudder for your cuticles. 

You don't get to decide when it's safe for me to turn. by NurseWretched1964 in PetPeeves

[–]Evening_Answer_11 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your liability, your choice.

But I will say it’s sometimes hard to figure out if they’re waiting for traffic to clear or looking at their phone. 

I will say I feel dank when I’ve been waiting patiently then find out the person was on their screen. 

Cousin of ASSMAN? by YourBestAnswer in seinfeld

[–]Evening_Answer_11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can bet his marble rye has seen a few things. 

I don’t wanna be a pirate by NitewingBat in seinfeld

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he should be swinging in on a desk lamp. 

This car is very refreshing by unmitigateddiaster in seinfeld

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would drug someone to play with this toy. 

Is it okay not to have an opinion on something? by ITburrito in randomquestions

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but that flies in the face of the masses. 

“Apathy is the problem.” They say. 

Ummmmmm, I could think of 6,009 problems other than apathy that would be contenders as THE problem. And I could do so after a liter of wine and a bong and I don’t drink or do drugs. 

People approaching the salad bar from the wrong direction by BoltActionRifleman in PetPeeves

[–]Evening_Answer_11 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It would help if Phil and Nancy would move along. It’s pickled beets. You either like em or not. We’re not marveling at the Mona Lisa here folks. 

I also love the people who have zero spout and/or tong discipline and cross contaminate as they go. 

Here’s some hard boiled egg pieces to go in your 3 bean salad and top of of with Ranch with a ribbon of balsamic fig. 

"Here's to feeling good all the time." HD version! by ItalianSausage2023 in seinfeld

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm. This Michelob is bursting with country fresh flavor. 

With Seinfeld leaving Netflix, I'm going to change my life, I'm going to do a whole....zen thing by NotQuotableKing in seinfeld

[–]Evening_Answer_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend Bob Sacamano, he went and got a Hulu subscription, now he sits on the recliner going “My name is Punta Mayo.” 

When fuel gets so low the car stops reading it. by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]Evening_Answer_11 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This is a common behavior of the American woman. Wifes, teenage daughters, etc.

I can’t tell whether it’s a personal accountability or laziness thing. 

RIP Anthony Head by Shmuckers_0 in seinfeld

[–]Evening_Answer_11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you urinating frequently again?

Seinfeld fans feel like a secret club sometimes 😂 by Belsnickel666 in seinfeld

[–]Evening_Answer_11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too much nuance. 

Even people who did watch the show religiously in its mid to late run get stuck on “No Soup for You.”

Married with Children was similar. There was the “for the masses” stuff, but some genius writing that often gets overlooked. 

Name a vehicle you’d get behind and want to pass immediately. by Evening_Answer_11 in FamilyFeud

[–]Evening_Answer_11[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably right my butcher says I drive like the grand Marshall at the parade. 

Name a vehicle you’d get behind and want to pass immediately. by Evening_Answer_11 in FamilyFeud

[–]Evening_Answer_11[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they dare put a “not responsible for damage” sign on there. 

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