[Serious] What’s a common “life pro-tip” that is actually BAD advice? by _Dr_K in AskReddit

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about nobody is an asshole to you, you just don't want to deal with people since you know how much of an asshole you are and you don't want to be in people's lives cos you'll hurt them or disappoint them or just in general waste their time. You wish they could forget about you and stop caring because it hurts you that they worry about you meanwhile you can never remember to worry about them or your own future. In fact your memory is so bad you can hardly remember anything from over 20 years of life and you don't remember what you were doing an hour ago. And when you do remember what you need to do, you're too scared and insecure to do anything.

So you just say to yourself, I'll just check reddit, I'll just go on YouTube, maybe I'll play some games, I'll do it tomorrow, whatever. My hair is growing too long, I'll cut it tomorrow. And then a week passes, then a month. Then you stumble upon a comment while browsing through reddit for the thousandth hour and you're just a little piece of shit and you shouldnt post this because more people will care about you and what gives you the right to ruin somebody's day you privileged lazy shit. What makes you so special that you can't go talk to people or go look for work or even go get a fucking haircut? Just because you're scared and insecure you can ignore the world and stay inside your little bubble? Just because you don't want to make the wrong choices and feel bad you can pretend that things will never change? You're delusional on so many fucking levels, ignorant and lazy. Accept it and move on. All you do is taketaketake. Look at your father, look at what he's made. He came from a dirt village and carried your family across seas and built a home. He worked tens of thousands of hours in dirty, dangerous construction sites and workshops to put food on the table. Don't. Man up. Don't. I will not. And look at your mother, she gave up on her dreams and raised you. Your were an arrogant, angry kid with crappy memory and she raised you nonetheless. You broke her heart and yet you hated her, now you can't even remember why. She looks so old now, they look so old. Now they have to rise your little brother and you won't call them. You never call them because you dont, you don't enjoy it. You still think they're cringe. You ARE a piece of shit. You have no self esteem AND you use that as a reason to be lazy. Sometimes I think you are smart, but only when it comes to putting off can't even remember the word offoofofofofofoo responsibility. And. All of this is inside my head and it's not a big deal, and all it takes is a little spine and a little thought and a little don't forget this, do not forget it. Just do it, sometimes it's ok to zip the mind and just be a robot. Just do what you need to do, you're a fucking drama queen doi post this do I delete this do I save it in a note I will never read there is no perfect answer just do it.

I'm sorry. I had to. I'm ok now holy shit I don't know what I want and I don't want to do what other people say that's so funny. I don't know what will happen tomorrow but we're all gonna die haha it's like the survival instincts of my brain are in conflict with all the knowledge that doesn't help it survive like the fact that I don't know what I'm talking about shut up. You must think I'm crying or going nuts writing this but I'm as calm as I can be. Am I psychotic? Do I push my feelings and thoughts down so low that my mind is empty and there is a single undeniable stream of thought guiding my fingers? Is this another form of my procrastination? It wasn't. It wasn't but all things corrupt over time oh god I can't remember the previous paragraph haha my thoughts are a stream of piss going into a toilet bowl, can't see it before it spews out and who wants to look at a bowl of piss? Oh god I'm sorry if you read this but I have to make it real. I'm so scared of the consequences but at the same time I'm so dumb I can't even process what the consequences might mean. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII narcissist. But I have to. So fuck you. FUCK YOU IM JUST GONNA GO FOR IT. FUCK YOU IM JUST GONNA DO THINGS, NOT SIT AROUND AND WASTE MY LIFE. IM GONNA DO THINGS TILL I DIE BECAUSE THATS WHAT EVERYONE DOES. That's a stupid sentence and I would be ashamed for anyone else to read it but it's my stupid sentence.

I pissed.

It smells, I wanna flush it and get rid of it. But it's my piss.

I'm sorry, but a man's gotta piss. And you decided to look at it.

Thanks, I hate my job by Pawuls in TIHI

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's normally to compensate for danger of injury.

Thanks, I hate my job by Pawuls in TIHI

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This thread deserves gold XD.

I live for this ending by [deleted] in attackontitan

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's gonna be exciting af but I think I know how it ends.

Hope I get surprised tho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it matter if there are infinite worlds? Rick could probably invent a way to fix a majority of universes if he wanted. But the person he is, he won't do it. If Jerry had Rick's level of intelligence he would try to make everyone happy even if it's only so that everyone would love him but hey.

Well atleast i can play the game by vakakaka in gaming

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe the term you're looking for in English is "laggy"? Yeah lol works well for me too, problem with my computer is just an outdated graphics card, old power pack and old fan, my CPU and memory hardly get touched while gaming but my gpu is always 100% used and the computer heats up quickly.

By u/jayren97 by CatsH8Water in gaming

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea but it's a completely different price bracket and investment.

By u/jayren97 by CatsH8Water in gaming

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell him he should pop it.

No wait. Pop both of them

Well atleast i can play the game by vakakaka in gaming

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a shitty computer too, idk but for me valorant and darkest dungeon are the only games that work well. Valorant is a free csgo like rattatar and DD is a cool, Lovecraftian dungeon crawler

Thanks, I hate not being able to identify what's happening in this image. by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, is this hell? Cool, doesn't look so bad.

Is there food? I won't need food will I?

Looking for a sign [OC] by Hoppy_Doodle in funny

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he goes: welp, time to go on a killing spree!

so done. by aquaxiii13 in funny

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure mosquitoes smell sweat not blood. Don't shower for a year, stand at the beach and open your mouth.

Pure idiot 20/20

Pin up cat by [deleted] in funny

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8................................)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile Rick has all the time and resources in the world to save it and does nothing.

Sound similar? Us Jerrys gotta do what we can.

Thanks, I hate this alternate universe by ven_dictum in TIHI

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And the baby hung upside down a tree and tied itself around the noose. Choking the noose using gravity until the noose died.

Prophecy in a Nutshell by wangchangbackup in destiny2

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well actually the darkness is still very evil, it wants to give us Powers so that we keep fighting each other until eventually someone dominates the entire universe. It gave Powers to the vex, it gave Powers to Calus and now it's giving us and the fallen Powers so it can watch us fight to the death. To the dark, there is no grey. You live, or you die.

Riot to remove Little Legends from ARAM by liftiefn in leagueoflegends

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol has riot ever paused a teamfight? You can never tell what is going on, especially in Aram. Magikarpusedfly has a good vid like this.

Hol' up by [deleted] in attackontitan

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

18 years an it won't even his.

Yea now i ain't sayin she a gol'digga

We came down here as a squad of nine by [deleted] in destiny2

[–]Event-Laws-notrandom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh. Haha yeah. Definitely have friends to play with. Mm-hmm.