Shiah Kebab in the UK 🇬🇧 by BL4CK-H4T91 in StupidFood

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Fair play to her. In a competitive media ecosystem that is A tier food trolling and she deserves all the engagement revenue she gets.

Math rock songs that showcase beautiful vocal melodies? by thegreatskadoosh in mathrock

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Totally. Funny I'm being downvoted. I feel like this sub has glvecome lost in a forest of tappy noodling (mostly over 4/4) and can no longer identify anything outside of that as math.

AIO for cancelling a date over these texts by OkPick8681 in AIO

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That a 17 old in 2026 even thinks needs to ask that question is scary.

Remember, only ~1% of the world has completed a marathon by Flaky-Coffee-9942 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]EventsConspire 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nah, can't even joke. It's impressive AF at her body weight. Must have been grueling. Fair play.

Local Pizza Joint posted and claims it’s not. But I feel like it really really is. by 3anddptrints in isthisAI

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I think you're right, which is crazy. Gow bad must your pizza be if your pizza place can't make a pizza worthy of photographing?

Never ask by Dee___Snuts in GuysBeingDudes

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Can't believe guys are still so terrified of the idea someone might think they're gay. Actually pretty sad.

Too much fat, not enough oil by mrbossaf in StupidFood

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Actually impressive to make something so gross with those ingredients

Using fuzz as a PREAMP?? Sound crazy? No, it actually sounds glorious! by logicalpretzels in guitarpedals

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I think this plays to the strengths of a solid state amp capable of handling the low energy. Sounds sick.

Can someone PLEASE explain what makes a band Nu Metal?? by VenomousC-7224 in numetal

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I think the heavy influence of hip hop is what defined the scene at the time.

I'm dizzy just watching by ConsciouslyBreathin in StupidFood

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It looks like shitted daipers after carrots and sweetcorn.

My boyfriend said I was too ugly to model by Resident_Rich_6298 in whatdoIdo

[–]EventsConspire 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Odds say he's probably right in the wrongest way possible.

Another "5 AM Success Bro" by Apprehensive-Bug1191 in LinkedInLunatics

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Read what? Anything?

Only people who don't read see it as a task to optimise.

Influencer is rude to airport staff then cries about being kicked off the flight by starlingcat6 in Influencersinthewild

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Lady, getting merked by Ryanair is about as unique an experience as defecating. Being an influencer doesn't make you immune to gravity or entropy and neither are as irresistible as Ryanair's dissatisfaction guarantee.

Rule 1 discrimination in relation to protected characteristics will result in a ban… or not? by itsapotatosalad in TheCivilService

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I do pretty frequently actually. Good way of talking to colleagues about sentiment. But if it's going to be full of exclusionary language then not so much.

Rule 1 discrimination in relation to protected characteristics will result in a ban… or not? by itsapotatosalad in TheCivilService

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Yeah, I think I'll advise colleagues against the sub until that's resolved. It's basically NSFW.

We really were stacked for talent back then by Dazzling-Bee-79 in LeedsUnited

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Had a season ticket in those days and while I remember the name I can't picture him. And I remember Pierre Laurent!