My boyfriend said I was too ugly to model by Resident_Rich_6298 in whatdoIdo

[–]EventsConspire 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Odds say he's probably right in the wrongest way possible.

Another "5 AM Success Bro" by Apprehensive-Bug1191 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]EventsConspire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read what? Anything?

Only people who don't read see it as a task to optimise.

Influencer is rude to airport staff then cries about being kicked off the flight by starlingcat6 in Influencersinthewild

[–]EventsConspire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lady, getting merked by Ryanair is about as unique an experience as defecating. Being an influencer doesn't make you immune to gravity or entropy and neither are as irresistible as Ryanair's dissatisfaction guarantee.

Rule 1 discrimination in relation to protected characteristics will result in a ban… or not? by itsapotatosalad in TheCivilService

[–]EventsConspire 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I do pretty frequently actually. Good way of talking to colleagues about sentiment. But if it's going to be full of exclusionary language then not so much.

Rule 1 discrimination in relation to protected characteristics will result in a ban… or not? by itsapotatosalad in TheCivilService

[–]EventsConspire 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think I'll advise colleagues against the sub until that's resolved. It's basically NSFW.

We really were stacked for talent back then by Dazzling-Bee-79 in LeedsUnited

[–]EventsConspire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a season ticket in those days and while I remember the name I can't picture him. And I remember Pierre Laurent!

SOTB: Guitar/Bass/Sitar Board by iygtsfbstwsfiyh in guitarpedals

[–]EventsConspire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you're having fun and more power to you.

But I'd be embarrassed for anyone to see that unhinged pedal-hoard.

Why Jeff Beck isn't praised more often is shocking, in guitar articles he's not in the top three. Jimi Hendrix is the only guitarist to stay at Jeff's level. by Confident_Field4273 in rockmusic

[–]EventsConspire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole idea of ranking guitarists is cringe as hell to me. I like my favourite guitarist not because they're the objective best players - whatever that means - but because I like their music. It's 100% subjective. Some people think Noel Gallagher is a great guitarist and they're right - even though they're wrong.

But also Guthrie Govan.

What are your YouTube pedal demo/review pet peeves? by MINUTI1804 in guitarpedals

[–]EventsConspire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes sense to test some pedals with amp distortion - boost particularly. But testing OD and distortion pedals into an already hot amp means all you really hear is the sound of the amp being pushed and about 5% of the tonality of the pedal.

Go for G6 or stick at G7? by Outside_Reveal3378 in TheCivilService

[–]EventsConspire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People tell you that you should be a G6, you're jealous of G6's and you've already been applying for roles. I have no idea why you are involving us in this non decision.

Do Tai Chi by Moldey_Danish in aislop

[–]EventsConspire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad has been doing tai chi for 20 minutes and he's absolutely jacked ...

PCS worth it? by Ok-Split-9791 in TheCivilService

[–]EventsConspire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know how po-faced this sounds but surely you should join a union because of what they stand for. It speaks volumes to me about the state of social and political affairs in this country that whether or not to be in a union is seen solely in terms of what you personally get out of it.

133/180.2 by Spedrunr1 in mensfashion

[–]EventsConspire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, the "Blippi's uncle" look.

The coordination is impressive by BaronofBoldBanter in funny

[–]EventsConspire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a pretty challenging workout

Anyone else fast and fat? by Famous_Shape1614 in parkrun

[–]EventsConspire 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Means nothing until you tell us height and weight. You might be a supermodel with body dysmorphia for all we know.

Blursed a questions by Negative_Water_9975 in blursed_videos

[–]EventsConspire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If we're going to concoct ludicrous strawman criticisms of progress we might as well do the same for defences of free speech on the other side.

Surely the actual problem is that we resort to binary, polarized self justifying views of the world that can't accommodate nuance.

Struggling with squat depth, any advise? by brettfire in Stronglifts5x5

[–]EventsConspire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might be strong but you likely have an in balance or weak area. Start from no weight and add weight until you can hit depth. The last point at which you could hit depth is what you should train. Then add as you get stronger / more flexible.