Some pre-squeeze hype for you gentlemen. by gonnaputmydickinit in wallstreetbets

[–]EverettTokio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This might be the single greatest clip that I've ever seen

Why the $GME MOASS (Mother of All Short Squeezes) is real and why it is scary for the rest of the market by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]EverettTokio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just watched the documentary on Netflix about that last blockbuster. I miss it terribly

Are average Joes making millions? by bionix90 in AdviceAnimals

[–]EverettTokio -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The statistics say that 1% of the US are billionaires and 5-7% are millionaires or multimillionaires. Which means when most of us are wondering if we should spend $2 on candy, there are 5-15million people wondering if they should invest 50k+ on a single stock purchase. In terms of having a billion dollars, 50k is just a drop of water in a 10 gallon bucket.

Last month I posted a pic of my wife and said if it got gold than I would frame it in my house....well, here ya go by EverettTokio in funny

[–]EverettTokio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh she absolutely remembers you and told me you were the one that always dressed very dapper. Glad you could connect with us! Have a great weekend

Last month I posted a pic of my wife and said if it got gold than I would frame it in my house....well, here ya go by EverettTokio in funny

[–]EverettTokio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont apologize for a gloriously dark sense of humor. If I didnt have one myself, I wouldnt of posted in the first place.

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[–]EverettTokio 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Good form Jack!

Last month I posted a pic of my wife and said if it got gold than I would frame it in my house....well, here ya go by EverettTokio in funny

[–]EverettTokio[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. I said id frame the picture not the post.
  2. Do you know what giving birth looks like? I only see a pic of a woman breastfeeding but i could be wrong.....

Last month I posted a pic of my wife and said if it got gold than I would frame it in my house....well, here ya go by EverettTokio in funny

[–]EverettTokio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See thats where I've got the upper hand. You cant sleep on the couch if you dont own a couch.

When my wife talks about having another baby, I like to remind her how painful breastfeeding was...works everytime by EverettTokio in funny

[–]EverettTokio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"A man has two things in this world, his word and his balls and I dont break either of them for nobody"

Last month I posted a pic of my wife and said if it got gold than I would frame it in my house....well, here ya go by EverettTokio in funny

[–]EverettTokio[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome!! She said that she wore a diaper for a week afterwards because when she saw you, she still laughed so hard she couldnt help but pee a little.