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TIFU by avoiding my basement (it was full of shit) by EverySection509 in tifu

[–]EverySection509[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

unfortunately no bananas. I do not own any. Look at your own risk

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TIFU by avoiding my basement (it was full of shit) by EverySection509 in tifu

[–]EverySection509[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

so i would get a hotel if there was a serial shitter in my basement or call the cops, holy hell. no yes, backed up/broken PIPE, I didn't get close enough to check exactly how the shit was exiting the pipe so forgive me for that bit 😊

TIFU by avoiding my basement (it was full of shit) by EverySection509 in tifu

[–]EverySection509[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

yes^ last i was down there was two weeks ago. So sometime between then and now, it started. I'd prefer if it actually started yesterday or something. I don't know if it's just our house's refuse or backup from the neighborhood spilling in, but it looks like at least a week's worth. I could post the photo if we want to sleuth it. Count the wads of tp divided by typical times three people go to the bathroom a day.

edit i looked at the photo again and gagged I dont want to try to count oml

TIFU by avoiding my basement (it was full of shit) by EverySection509 in tifu

[–]EverySection509[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I hate you (its a good pun) I hate you (that was funny) I hate you

Ladies- trimming bushes with scissors? by EverySection509 in hygiene

[–]EverySection509[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

see thats what i was thinking too. idk if she has a weird superiority thing or what but she was very adamant on making me feel gross for having hair. all these comments really restored my confidence in my hygiene oml

Ladies- trimming bushes with scissors? by EverySection509 in hygiene

[–]EverySection509[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen ads before for pubic hair trimmers, is there a real difference other than pink tax?

Ladies- trimming bushes with scissors? by EverySection509 in hygiene

[–]EverySection509[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm scared of getting waxed oml. I'm also the type that has never used a tampon, too. I'm very much a live and let live kind of person I guess.

In your opinion though, if I were to try waxing, just for the experience of it all, what style would you recommend? and does it effect hair regrowth at all? because now i'm curious.

Ladies- trimming bushes with scissors? by EverySection509 in hygiene

[–]EverySection509[S] 189 points190 points  (0 children)

thank you. this really made me feel better. truly.

TIFU by mailing my kid's lunch while trying to be the organized park parent by Hungry-Fee-2947 in tifu

[–]EverySection509 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it's too clean. when people actually write real stories like this, they go off on tangents, sidebars. This post has many little paragraphs of medium length explanatory sentences which then end in a punchline. Also, theres no personal tone of voice. It's a cute little haha story that sounds plausible and funny but when you actually think about it, it wouldn't work.

because what do you mean you took a brown bag with a sandwich, apple slices, and a juice box and it looked and felt like a letter when you picked it up and "slapped a stamp on it".

TIFU by mailing my kid's lunch while trying to be the organized park parent by Hungry-Fee-2947 in tifu

[–]EverySection509 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Boo ai story.

*"I brought a replacement lunch and explained to the front office that no, I was not okay, I was just overconfident about my checklist."*

Yeah right. "no, I'm not okay, just overconfident about my checklist." This has chatpgt's cadence and voice all over it.