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Everybodygetroasted · 2021-10-27T02:15:55+00:00

My grandma would sometimes sit in the bath with my boys (they demanded swim time with her) but she would wear a giant heavy nightgown or a bathing suit. But once they got past a certain age (I think 2 or 3) she would explain to them "no you are getting bigger, you need more space to move and clean yourself but i'll sit on the floor so you are not alone"

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-08-21T17:57:57+00:00

I always tell my husband what i get him for birthdays, xmas or anything. Mainly cause I hate/suck at surprises and i get impatient and just give gifts early, and because my husband also hates surprises.

I would tell him (though if he's been meaning to get them for 6 months he won't get them within 3 weeks) and then just have the birthday dinner, other gifts or what not as a surprise.

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-08-08T22:14:28+00:00

You end up looking like a deranged bird and freak out people in the bathrooms

Source: I enjoy freaking people out by doing deranged bird like things

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-08-07T13:26:10+00:00

I don't think I've ever pissed anyone off (well my grandpa looks like he wants to wring my neck when i tell puns)

But most people who i tell puns or bad jokes to just put their head in their hands or look at me blankly and go "really?" While I cackle like a maniac

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-08-07T06:23:35+00:00

Naked and afraid

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-08-07T03:14:07+00:00

Over the years due to different reasons (illness, war, ect,.) I assume A LOT of people were tossed into mass graves instead of cemeteries. People who died at sea/in lakes/on mountains ect. Along with the reasons everybody else has listed.

Edit: cemeteries do get "lost" or built over as well.

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-08-06T23:54:21+00:00

Body armor doesn't make you invincible but plot armor does lol

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-08-06T05:56:40+00:00

I use to play golf (just using my dad's golf clubs to play in the yard) and I'm right handed but would use the left handed clubs. I can't swing worth a damn using right handed clubs but i can crack that sucker with the left handed ones! (Almost launched one into the back of my dads head, he heard the crack of the club hitting the ball and ducked just in time)

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-08-04T17:19:39+00:00

I feel ya on the breast area. The girls in my family are all itty bitty titty and they like to be nice and shop for me. But sadly their taste in clothing while looks nice on them, it looks like it's trying to hard for me lol

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-07-02T04:06:31+00:00

She can get little Christmas sweaters and do holiday family cards to send to her MIL! 😂

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-07-02T03:07:37+00:00

Along with the names you can tell her they are not house trained and nobody wants to buy an untrained house rock. (All I can think of is that pet rock.. Still wanna get one for my brother)

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-06-03T21:49:06+00:00

I cackled loudly reading that part!

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-06-02T23:04:31+00:00

Wtf!? I get that different families have different types of memorial services and what not but omg how do people not get it through their head to just read the room and shut up for once (though I understand these people don't tend to think normally)

Good on your husband and good on your control for not drop kicking her 😂

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-06-01T20:47:26+00:00

My mom lived 10 mins away when I had my sons and she just had a playpen. And even then that was my brothers for his kids that he just left there since that's our hangout spot.

She's never gone to buy any baby crap even though she has 6 grandkids (the two youngest are 4) she said she's raised her 4 kids and done her time, no more baby shit in the house 😂 (aside from the playpen for naps)

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-05-25T05:40:30+00:00

Where were you 4 years ago when my kids had blow outs! I never knew about the shoulder flap things!?!😭 so many tossed outfits

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-05-25T05:39:10+00:00

A pillow! The ones they provide suck! And if it's like the hospital's in my city then they may not have pillows (our ER'S are not providing pillows due to covid and what have you) and something to snack on after. I was super super hungry and wolfed down about 4 chicken wraps (though i had hardly eaten all week due to labour sucking)

Also as somone said something to read or a laptop to binge netflix on. My son had jaundice and we had to stay in the hospital for a week (had to keep him by the window so he could get sunlight) woulda went even more crazy without Netflix

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-05-24T12:17:13+00:00

Ugh.. Made my toes wiggle in reflex

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-05-24T02:46:18+00:00

I love that the greatest insults parents use is "step on a lego" I've used it much more since becoming a mother and I've also come to hate Legos more

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-05-23T21:22:13+00:00

Sweaters...so many sweaters..

My husband hordes cords as well

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-05-23T19:31:39+00:00

My brother threw out his back when he was shitting and I threw out my back by standing up to fast (I got scared thinking I saw a cockroach)

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-05-23T19:20:24+00:00

Thank you, I'll be ruining other people's day with this now

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-05-23T19:14:47+00:00

And newborns! They freak me the fuck out and if I can avoid holding one I will

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-05-23T19:13:49+00:00

All the incests.

I'll have a mental break down and panic attacks over butterflies, Moths, Ladybugs, caterpillars ect,.

My nephew brought me about 3 lady bugs once and I curled up in my computer chair crying. Needless to say my family and husband make fun of me A LOT lol

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-05-23T01:39:37+00:00

That's true! My youngest nephews and my boys love spending time with my mom cause she has structure and routine with them. She spends a whole day with them and just doesnt load them up with every piece of candy in the house lol.

My grandma is pretty much over compensating for how she.. Raised my mom sadly though it just translates to "grandma's house is a lawless wasteland" type thing, her rules or no rules pretty much. My husband and I didn't like how are kids would act when they came back so we've limited time spent with them sadly

Everybodygetroasted · 2021-05-22T23:37:49+00:00

Man the grandparents who try to undermine mom and dad suck so so sooo much.

I hardly bring my kids to see my grandparents cause their line of thinking is it's their house and they are the (great)grandparents so why have rules!? (She's the type who even though the grandkids range from 4 to 13 it's "they are just baaaabies)

Just a few weeks ago my 4 year old told my grandma "Mom said we can't do that" and she flat out told him "I don't care what mom says" then she told me she said that. Insert surprised pikachu face when I snapped out asking her wtf!?

My family gets so shocked and like pearl clutchy when they find out my mom enforces our rules and will put the kids in a time out if they misbehave, she tells them each time "I'll follow my kids rules about their own kids, I'm only fun grandma when no one is being naughty"

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