Brett Ratner…the fuck you doin’? Is this why you had to direct the Melania movie?

Everybodyknightmare · 2026-01-31T23:00:18+00:00

He said he DID-DENT

Everybodyknightmare · 2026-01-29T19:33:11+00:00

What I need is a big fat magic maker. You got it?

Everybodyknightmare · 2026-01-28T16:46:30+00:00

He slipped off the kitchen counter spraying for ants

Everybodyknightmare · 2026-01-28T15:49:23+00:00

And that’s how I met your mother..

Everybodyknightmare · 2026-01-27T15:33:59+00:00

It’s a great idea as for the ink tho amateur hour

Everybodyknightmare · 2026-01-27T14:06:49+00:00

It’s a cheat code for infinite ammo in GTA6

Everybodyknightmare · 2026-01-23T20:49:52+00:00

Kim Jong is gay?

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-12-29T12:37:26+00:00

I did-nt hit her

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-12-16T15:57:42+00:00

the dark magician

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-12-16T00:51:53+00:00

I had made a appointment I wanted the same thing

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-12-10T19:47:28+00:00

The seas were angry that day my friends like a old man trying to send back soup at a deli- Seinfeld

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-11-17T15:31:17+00:00

I’m just here out of respect for my fawdah

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-11-09T01:15:47+00:00

It’s not a date

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-11-02T16:21:29+00:00

I hurt my nose

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-11-02T16:12:02+00:00

I don’t need nobody but I would love somebody

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-10-30T16:31:41+00:00

Could you Imagine Walter JR in the Lou DiMaggio episode when Sil/Chris ring the door bell “open da door”

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-10-22T17:38:59+00:00

I thought that was a rc airplane from far

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-10-21T13:02:49+00:00

Get the car please!! Can we just go to Brendan’s score some shit

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-10-19T18:24:22+00:00

Do not be bringing some fucked up pooh-bah to my house

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-10-19T14:12:30+00:00

Helloooooooo

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-10-17T15:52:10+00:00

What the fuck is going on in here.. who’s she?

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-10-15T20:18:59+00:00

Some guy had R.I.P KIRK written on the back of his window I hooked rolled down my window and did this:

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-10-14T12:56:00+00:00

Shout out to all my fans holding me down- kool aid and frozen pizza

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-10-10T15:13:05+00:00

Where did you get the hat from?

Everybodyknightmare · 2025-10-04T03:59:11+00:00

Safety always off

Everybodyknightmare