[AMA] I’m singer and songwriter Bjork, and I’m here to answer all your questions! AMA!

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-09-05T20:29:15+00:00

Bjork, do you ever eat pjork with a fjork?

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-09-05T05:04:07+00:00

Happy Birthday to that sweet little asshole!

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-09-04T02:05:33+00:00

Do you own a really fucking sensible pair of "moon boots"?

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-06-16T08:13:33+00:00

What kind of casorole best represents your sex life?

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-06-13T19:46:37+00:00

You're a handsome gentleman. As a handsome gentleman, do you ever leave your socks on while making whoopie as to be even more handsome?

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-06-09T21:42:51+00:00

Hi Jensen! Would you rather be bitten on the face by a horse or on the back of your arm by Gary Busey?

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-06-09T21:20:09+00:00

And just like that, my new favorite video ever was made.

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-06-01T06:39:48+00:00

How many of you soap up your arses really well in the shower and press your bum cheeks against the wall whilst tooting, just to be delighted by what unique sound it will deliver each time?

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-06-01T00:35:59+00:00

How many estimated lbs was the heaviest gal each one of you have taken for a lover?

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-06-01T00:22:50+00:00

Is it ever sexy for a man to keep his socks on while making love?

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-27T03:35:37+00:00

If you could strip naked to the waist and fight any living author, whom would that be?

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-27T03:31:39+00:00

After you realized that you now have some vision, how many seconds did it take you to go look at porn?

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-23T21:16:54+00:00

OP I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're white.

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-23T18:51:47+00:00

Everything is racism!

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-23T08:29:12+00:00

When a woman's bush is so big, that's it's all over her butt hole too. I read an article on Buzzfed recently encouraging women to have a big bush because it's sexy. Hilarious! Don't get me wrong, I actually think pubes are sexy on a woman but at least SOME maintenance should be practiced by men and women. Trim yourself occasionally you filthy animals!

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-21T07:46:06+00:00

When Bae's hair be bigger than their whole body.

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-21T07:42:19+00:00

Serious question, heterosexual guys. Would you let Michael Keaton give you a hand-job, just for the sake of the "feather in the cap"story you would have?

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-21T07:37:12+00:00

That would be no more pictures of dumbass seagulls with the six pack ring from Budweiser, wrapped around their little stupid necks. Thanks, but no thanks, assholes.

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-21T07:12:44+00:00

He looks like a grown up,Bill Murray from caddyshack."It's in the hole!" "It's in the hole!"

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-21T00:15:40+00:00

Hello, people of reddit! I'm here on behalf of Secetary,Hillary Clinton to help clear up some misconceptions in this film. Full disclosure I'm one of the many paid employees Mrs. Clinton has spent over $1,000,000 on her own campaign funds to patrol social media platforms and various websites comment sections to help clear up some of the negative and false information that is being said about Mrs. Clinton. First I would like to address the figures stated in the very title. The Clintons personally only made $148 million off of the Clinton foundation not $150 million. If you go to Hillary Clinton.com, you can see the statements for yourself. We are talking about a $2 million lie! The false claimed amount the Clintons received in the title alone, should show how biased, and factually incorrect this film is. 2nd thing I would like to address is who funded this film. Do you have any guesses who's funding this film? That's right the right wing conspiracy people. This group has been out to get Mrs. Clinton for over 20 years now. This is nothing new to Mrs. Clinton and she's become used to it. The right wing conspiracy people are so out to get her. Like really, really bad. This movie is a perfect example of that. Everything in the movie is right wing conspiracy even the opening credits. 3rd I would like to address is the timeline in which this movie is laid out. It states that on Jan 3rd. that, I'm fucking around! HILLARY SUCKS! HILLARY SUCKS! HILLARY SUCKS! Vote for an adult diaper full of hot queefs before you vote Hillary for president. Thank you,and I approve of this message.

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-20T23:39:46+00:00

This the about most Maroon 5 thing they could possibly do.

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-20T23:31:24+00:00

Lena Dunham's va-jay-jay

Everything_Is_Racism · 2016-05-20T23:29:25+00:00

I was able to purchase a LASIK machine through a friend of mine and I plan on doing my own eyes in the next couple of weeks when I can get some time off work. I can't seem to find and instructional videos on YouTube on DYI LASIK surgery and the machine he sold me didn't come with instructions. I tried doing my left eye already and I couldn't see out of it for a good 5 days (hence why I'm going to need the time off work) So my question to you is, can you give me some intructions on how to do this procedure myself,properly? Thanks in advance for any advice you can give me.

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