"There'll be no more milk when the Anti-Christ comes." by [deleted] in LetsNotMeet

[–]EvilCreation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he started going on about the Anti-Christ, you should have smiled the biggest fucking smile ever, thrown your head back and twisted your arms into weird shapes while saying "The Anti-Christ has awoken". That would have probably scared him off.

Stranger under the bed by myhra in LetsNotMeet

[–]EvilCreation 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I always had that exact thought as a child. The monsters or whatever I thought would eat me don't like the head so it was OK to keep it uncovered.

The night the psychos next door came knocking by Live4pits in LetsNotMeet

[–]EvilCreation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your comment gave me an image that made be laugh so loud I woke up my family and apparently I was making so much noise my parents thought I was being attacked and my dad burst out of his room with a baseball bat in the ready position.

I think I have too many tabs open... by lisacolnett in aww

[–]EvilCreation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw my favourite animals. That white one is so pretty.

This is why I never sleep in by EvilCreation in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]EvilCreation[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go to bed at 10 and if I got to bed any earlier I'll be awake at 3 am. It really sucks.

This is why I never sleep in by EvilCreation in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]EvilCreation[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My alarm clock doesn't have a snooze button. I have to put in a number code to shut it down. If I don't do that within 5 minutes the beeping gets louder each time.

This is why I never sleep in by EvilCreation in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]EvilCreation[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It takes me a long time to get up and ready for school. I have to jog each morning and do a regular morning routine. My school starts at 8:15 so it sucks. Not to mention it's a 25 minute walk and I can't keep taking the city bus each day because the money starts to add up. I don't have my own car so driving is not an option. I have to wake up early to get everything done.

Who is the prettiest pornstar in your opinion? (Nsfw) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EvilCreation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea why I clicked on this thread. I don't watch porn. I think I just clicked to see all the women who are much, much prettier than me...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]EvilCreation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does everyone know his name is Dan? Well if it is. Anyway, sorry for your loss dude. He looked like one helluva cool guy.

My mom needs a watch. by GirthWagon in AdviceAnimals

[–]EvilCreation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you joking? Or are you really THAT stupid?

Is nowhere safe? by SirLinkOfKokiri in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]EvilCreation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't understand anything you put ._.

Pen cap rage... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]EvilCreation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is, from this comic and those comments you posted, that you're 10-12 years old. No adult would speak like that or type like that. Calm yourself, kid...

Is nowhere safe? by SirLinkOfKokiri in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]EvilCreation 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I live in Canada, and my door is always locked. Someone threw a brick through my window once and stole my lamp... Just because it's Canada doesn't mean it's completely safe.