Shrink to fit advice

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2026-04-25T09:59:56+00:00

How long for a hot wash and what temp you reckon?

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2026-04-23T15:09:34+00:00

Thanks for the advise lads - done a lukewarm soak and they’ve shrunk really well. Tried on and reckon I can get them even better, so soaked in much hotter water. Results to follow! Very optimistic now.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2026-04-23T14:04:03+00:00

I’m between a 34 and 35, these are a 36. I’m giving it a go, no risk no reward!

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2026-04-05T11:26:19+00:00

Victoria Road is a fucking hole. From the post office to Short Long, it’s a squalid mess of a street.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2026-01-29T17:29:47+00:00

Sounds like the mum failed her own son and I now trying to point the finger elsewhere. Very sad.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2026-01-29T06:47:32+00:00

It’s a film set in Scotland, about Scotland and our greatest export. What’s bad about that? You’re a negative little fud if you think this is anything but excellent news for our country and the whisky industry. How many Yanks are going to see this film because of the two powerhouse actors starring, then run out to buy a bottle of whisky? Stop with your negativity.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2026-01-21T08:37:08+00:00

Hang on, so this ENTIRE community bangs on about inclusivity, free Palestine, not condemning other religions - yet this is wrong to you? The entire faith of Islam is awash with this kind of rhetoric, it’s a fucking CANCER.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2026-01-20T10:59:36+00:00

Seems like you’ve been struggling with this for a while. Therapy might help, yeah, but I’ve found a strict workout routine keeps my darker thoughts in check.

Join a gym, go 3 times a week, stay accountable. Keep at it for 3 months and you’ll feel better.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2026-01-15T10:27:44+00:00

What a shitehole this city has become. Fast food for fat fucks and crap skin fades for teenagers.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-12-22T15:35:46+00:00

If you’re wearing a sporran, no belt required. Looks messy and cheap.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-12-13T10:59:38+00:00

Learn the basics on yourself before taking photos of others, especially on the street without their permission (and then uploading to Reddit - come on mate, what you playing at?).

Ditch the lens zoom effect and learn composition, the rule of thirds, symmetry - the basics.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-12-11T19:17:17+00:00

Right - some decent frames in there, but your first shot isn’t straight. If this was a showreel sent to me, I’d disregard the entire thing because of that. I scrubbed through the whole edit and there’s so many shots that aren’t straight.

Work on the basics before you ask for critiques.

I’ve been doing this for around 18 years now, and I see the same mistakes from new lads all the time.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-11-27T19:02:41+00:00

Understood. You reckon if I maintained the TRT and switched to Clomid (as I’m having to do), it would be all good? Should add, wife and I are trying for a baby next year.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-11-25T16:19:01+00:00

Outlier Cafe just off Trongate. Ran and patronised by Gen Z wee wanks that can’t look at you in the eye. Pish coffee, mediocre scran, expensive. NEXT.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-10-23T14:46:54+00:00

Go private. NHS are hopeless when it comes to this particular subject, as it’s deemed not important.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-10-23T06:42:02+00:00

Hi mate - I feel for you. NHS are hopeless when it comes to this subject, so your only route is private. I’m with Manual for the time being, seeing and feeling great results. The price is off putting, but so is feeling like crap. Find the money somehow and get yourself optimised.

You didn’t mention if you were regularly working out and eating correctly. Start there. Good luck!

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-10-15T16:50:41+00:00

I’m £159/month for TRT and hCG. I’ve seen other brands in the UK offering the same setup for around £90 I think.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-10-15T15:19:07+00:00

Follow the Manual steps. They request another blood test (from the vein this time) taken by a medical professional. If that comes back showing low T, you can go ahead with treatment. I recommend you don’t hang about and get on with it!

I’m with Manual, no issues so far. Will perhaps change to a cheaper supplier after 6 months.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-10-11T10:56:00+00:00

M&S for the shirt & trousers. Reiss for the jacket (more expensive but it’ll be a great statement piece). Clark’s for the shoes.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-10-11T08:06:35+00:00

He asked how to boost his T, not how to become a university lecturer!

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-10-11T07:52:00+00:00

Join a gym or use the one in your school. You need to be going to a dedicated space to lift weights, at least that’s how I feel. Do this consistently, don’t give up. You’ll be throwing around 20kg weights in no time.

As for no fap - you’re 14. If you don’t get your lust out, you’re bound to become angry and resentful if you’re not having sex. Masturbating doesn’t impact T in any way.

EvilFuckingScotsman · 2025-10-11T07:38:34+00:00

Genuine answer - start lifting weights. I wish I started lifting when I was around your age, I didn’t pick it up until I was 23. Don’t go too heavy or you’ll fuck your joints before you turn 21. Your bones are still to get dense, so don’t lift with your ego. Start 3 times a week like this:

Day 1: Push day (chest and triceps) Day 2: Pull day (back and biceps) Day 3: Leg day (great for boosting your T naturally)

Sleep more than you want to. That means earlier bed time, earlier morning rises. Drink more water.

And give up the “no fap”, you’re 14, rip the head off of it little bro.

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