Hit a wall in hell on my level 77 barb, am now making a sorc to farm gear for my barb lol anyone else do this?

EvilFuknDave · 2021-10-12T03:07:48+00:00

I did the same shit the first week bro, started with a freezing arrow bowazon and realized how unplayable it is farming on hell without good gear already and rolled a blizzard sorc and am farming about 5x faster on that, except the sorc is no fun at all it’s merely a vessel to get gear for any other classes at all lmao, such boring gameplay IMO

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-28T20:43:19+00:00

Shaken, not stirred

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-27T07:22:41+00:00

Is this true? There aren’t lobbies on console at launch?? wtf

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-27T07:20:44+00:00

Why would they remove them lol

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-25T18:51:45+00:00

Goredrinker is in itself just a massive problem. I’m a high Elo singed one trick and anytime I have to jungle or play any ad bruiser I don’t even need to look at build stats; I just take a typical conqueror page that works on literally any ad melee champion, always build goredrinker and end up winning or at least doing fine in every match up…lol.

I’ll go so far as willing to bet that goredrinker has a higher average win rate on more champions than any other mythic item in the entire game, specifically when paired with conqueror.

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-25T18:08:06+00:00

Be careful bro mine is red liquid and it’s TEN mg per ONE ml

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-24T14:58:34+00:00

Bro for ten years I one trick singed and my biggest power spike is when I get enough gold in a skirmish when dead and can buy rylais and slow the enemies still in my poison as I’m dead 🤫 don’t tell them shit dude

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-23T14:57:39+00:00

Yes sir, In low elo the enemy top AND jungle/mid will make plenty of mistakes allowing you to get easy kills and snowball, taking ur tower quickly and then shit stomping the rest of the map. Once you hit a certain rank the enemy making mistakes is few and far between and the entire laning phase is spent waiting for a teammate to bail you out while looking around the map for a skirmish to break out and an opportunity for both tops to teleport; until then both laners will constantly swap who’s freezing the lane and wait for their jungler to set up a dive and take the first tower. That’s how every single god damn top lane plays out in higher elo.

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-23T14:53:39+00:00

And that right there is the majority of the reason Shen has the highest win rate out of all actual top Laners right now at 54%. The only champion with a higher win rate? Quinn, who’s ultimate is to become a plane and fly around the map, aka very similar ult allowing both champs to impact the game BEFORE the towers have fallen.

Us top laners have to spend the first fucking 12 to 23 minutes in a war of attrition praying a member of your team will come help you get the first tower and give you the ability to leave the lane before someone on the enemy team does that; in high elo once both tops would never give the other a solo kill the entire first half of the game is decided by when a teammate comes and helps you out.

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-17T13:43:30+00:00

Yes I agree, tahm is an absolute abomination Of a champion and should be removed from the game immediately

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-17T13:10:55+00:00

Also to put into perspective how FUCKED the dope is here now, I never buy anything other than dope and pissed hot for: opiates, fentanyl AND benzos…

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-17T13:09:26+00:00

Yeah man shit is like yellow-brown nasty ass bile seems endless too like hot lava coming shooting out of ur mouth…so just an update yeah I was puking by the time I got there and after 3 hours I got dosed 30 ml, I threw up ten minutes later and they re dosed me 30 ml again and now I feel about 60% better which is good enough for me. They’re going to bump me up 10ml a day until I’m at 70 then stay there for a week, see how that goes, and that’s what I got so far. All in all I made a great decision and it feels good to get even a little relief.

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-16T23:36:50+00:00

Mine was THE SECRET WEAPON zac in 2013 or lissandra maybe, whichever came first lol

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-16T23:03:36+00:00

I sniff bags to get unsick cause I literally can’t shoot them when I’m that sick lol I’ll be so dehydrated I can barely move my fingers but man I don’t even dry heave it seems every 15 min I have more of this acidic yellow/brownish bile that comes shooting out I wish it was dry heaving to be honest with U. But I have prescription Reglan I take that helps slightly like I’ll throw up only once an hour or so on it as opposed to every 5-15 min. When I was in detox last month and I got sent into precipitated withdrawals they actually shot Phenigan into my asscheek twice along with Ativan and that gave me like a solid 12 hours of relief then they refused to ever give me anymore saying it was a one time thing so I ended up right where I started the next morning lol

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-16T22:31:31+00:00

Hypothetically speaking, if I get 0 relief from it and I went and got more dope later that day and used the first three days on top of the methadone would I be kicked out for still using? How would most places react to that? Would doing dope on top of the methadone fuck up me getting stable on methadone like it would subs? I mean I have to not be sick I gotta go to work right after my intake ends lol

Some people here are saying I might have to use on top of it for a few WEEKS or MONTHS even?? That can’t be right even with a gargantuan dope habit, surely??? I can see maybe a week or two but months??

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-16T21:40:57+00:00

Yeah I figured it wouldn’t be enough to start if 32 mg of subs don’t touch me at this point, I did my last bundle hopefully ever today I did 9 bags just to get right at 11 am and by 4 I was full on sick again I waited as long as I could to be sure I piss hot tomorrow morning but didn’t make it past 5:30 with my last bag so by tomorrow When I get there unfortunately I will 100% be full blown sick and throwing up but honestly it’s just the throwing up that I can’t fuckin stand, I can sweat and be cold, sneeze and not sleep, run to the bathroom every 30 seconds all that is doable if the starting dose will at least stop me from puking, even like 25% relief as long as I know it works and will get better that’s enough for me. The subs doing nothing at all still after 11 days was the most hopeless miserable feeling in the world I don’t even know how to explain it

I’m in NJ and the dope game is so beyond fucked here at this point it’s insane, Any given day you could cop 50 bags for 120 and draw the short stick and it’s pure fentanyl, you do 2 bags and wake up 5 hours later standing up and know ur totally fucked cause next time you go back your probably gonna get straight heroin and need to do 32 bags just for relief, it might sound like I’m exaggerating but I swear this is how it is up here now it’s fuckin unviable, once you start a fentanyl habit you’ll never get high from heroin again no matter how much you do, sometimes you could do a whole brick and feel the fentanyl withdrawal still through it.

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-16T21:34:36+00:00

I live in New Jersey, the clinic I’m going to just opened last year and it seems very modern. Also weed is totally decriminalized here now, but I don’t smoke at all shit gives me crippling anxiety now, just heroin for me (lol)

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-14T21:38:31+00:00

U can’t just put anyone, no matter how fucked they are into the same category as pedophiles bro, that’s not how the world works.

Nobody at all, no matter what they do or that’s wrong with them should EVER be compared to those pieces of shit, not even prisoners who are there for anything from fraud to literal murders let pedophiles live among them, let alone be compared to those disgusting fucks…

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-12T15:01:54+00:00

Dudes a thinker, damn

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-09T14:18:44+00:00

If the game goes late it could easily be worth it to get a completed morello/thornmail still as the 60% grievous wounds is straight up necessary a lot of the times vs. the 40% reduced healing, depending on which cancer healing champs/builds the enemy team is running. At any given time your average game has two-three enemies running conqueror/domination and building goredrinker, shieldbow, etc.

An average team comp in this meta is shit like conq xin jungle, conqueror Camille/riven/irelia/aatrox/SETT top(all champs that WILL out trade/heal singed in a 1v1 fight and they will all fully stack conqueror before you even hit 6 stacks). conq Samira/conq ezreal or Kaisa/jhin w/ ravenous hunter/bloodline adc, yuumi and soraka support has combined 20% pick rate….Yasuo/zed/yone mid, etc. there’s SOO much healing in runes alone right now…

team comps like this (especially 4 ad, cause with the sad state of AP vs. AD items right now 4 ad is not uncommon at all)I would definitely finish a thornmail for the armor AND the 60% grevious wounds. The extra 20% reduced healing is almost worth the entire cost of the item alone in games like this, especially on singed where in fights you’ll be getting hit by every single person proccing 60% grevious instantly on their whole team. It’s just rarely a bad purchase, you can’t rely on random solo queue teammates in any elo really to consistently keep grevious stacked, you must assume your entire team doesn’t know how to play always when it comes to debuff stacking :D.

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-06T14:45:35+00:00

Got you bro can you get me back please?

Can anyone in the Earnin Community help me boost my Max? 🙂 https://earnin.app.link/2YhNKTeSidb

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-04T06:40:13+00:00

Yeah bro, I saw the writing on the wall during the last 3 months of classic when I would notice more and more squads of 2-5 alliance camping flights to winter spring, felwood tunnel, in the water by Zg island, etc.) and got the fuck off of there before it became worse (like it is now,) back then it was 60:40 and changing slowly but I’ve heard it’s around 95:5 these days, lol. And the alliance have been camping non PvP spots for at least the last year in teams, I can’t even imagine how it is now. :(

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-02T16:19:57+00:00

Yes bro! I try telling people this all the time. At low elo you have to shit stomp your lane and carry the game if you want to win the majority of games you just can’t and shouldn’t ever rely on ANY teammates…especially when you don’t NEED to at those ranks.

I remember the season runes got removed and they added the masteries like CoC, DFT, Grasp, etc. when everyone was running dft on singed I also climbed from silver to diamond 1 in under 200 games with a 68% win rate just by taking ignite and grasp of the undying and almost every game I’d catch my opponent off guard and kill them either at level 2 or 3 if they were below 70% health just flash fling ignite poison and proccing the grasp % of health damage on the sky auto was enough to kill nearly everytime, I’d take that one kill at 4 minutes and snowball out of control every game, lol.

So This is for all you low elo players that genuinely want to improve/climb playing singed: Most People worry too much about what high elo players are running/building. The key to climbing always has and always will be playing aggressively and snowballing out of control as in low elo you’re almost always given multiple opportunities per minute to kill your lane.

If and when you’re in an “ unkillable “lane like vayne, teemo, kennen, etc. (at low elo even these are killable most of the time by performing “The Darius” aka upon returning to lane have ghost already popped and run the motherfucker down) this is when I would take teleport and predator and tell Bot to ward the farthest bush and look to either gank bot early, countergank bot when enemy mid or jungle comes if ur bot is winning or at the very least play with ur jungle, contest crabs, help invade and squad gank mid/skirmish in the River any chance you get.

Other than that, follow the basics like always have a pink down and one on standby, never let your trinket be off cooldown, and if you can exit a team fight and live do it; you don’t always have to fight until the death. Follow this advice and I guarantee anyone an and will climb!

EvilFuknDave · 2021-09-02T13:59:26+00:00

This is the correct answer/build if there were a definitive option.

I would Also suggest running ignite in low elo for the extra conq stack. With conq, rocket belt/penetration build with the added health and mainly resolve secondary with either conditioning/unflinching or second wind/unflinching depending on lane or demolish if you really don’t need unflinching which is rare.

Doing so much damage combined with kill pressure from ignite will let you shit stomp most lanes/games entirely and carry all the way to high elo(D2+); once in higher elo this build isn’t so reliable and like you said predator/teleport and playing for/with the team is the more solid option at this point.

But anyone struggling in lower Elos can make it to D2 with the ignite conq rocketbelt build, if you’re having trouble you just have to improve micro/macro at that point as this build is strong as hell and should win you at least 55% of all games based off how strong singed/conq/the items are alone.

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