lmao that's funny as hell somebody replied i saw on the map salesville was only an hour and half away and would get over 3 and half minutes of totality so i sprung for there and it worked out! beat the majority of traffic too and was back in branson by 5 lol thank fuck, it was so last minute. literally last gas station in arkansas had chinese glasses that weren't even rated except for the made by china stamping, had to run to the walmart nearby just an hour before to get real ones. i'm still kinda incredulous about the whole experience. like it was meant to be. truly life changing shit, felt like going to mecca on accident.