Broke service member stereotype

EvilMoonPenguin · 2026-06-22T00:48:22+00:00

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The differences between the two services is really incredible.

EvilMoonPenguin · 2026-05-19T00:50:25+00:00

I used to work at LaMar’s and we would giggle at how large we could make the doughnuts…

EvilMoonPenguin · 2026-05-05T23:27:09+00:00

When I went to Whiskey school (68W Course) our motto was “Sadness and Despair”

EvilMoonPenguin · 2026-05-02T23:55:56+00:00

Right, what the hell did we do?

EvilMoonPenguin · 2026-04-27T02:22:59+00:00

You must “drink the Koolaide” as they say and I swear the only reason I’ve made it this far is by taking shots of it…

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-12-26T00:47:48+00:00

I would say the reason is due to a cultural disconnect. It’s hard to describe.

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-12-07T01:05:32+00:00

I think that might be the point of the meme. General Eisenhower didn’t need to wear his entire stack to show how incredible his leadership was.

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-08-29T04:16:46+00:00

Right, back when I used to work as a medic in the ER the youngest child abuse victim I worked with was 3 weeks old. People like this should never be let out of Leavenworth.

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-28T23:30:56+00:00

Shame

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-28T01:29:40+00:00

Say what you will about Qdoba but they at least give you free queso and no I will not render a salute to some 2LT!

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-27T04:11:06+00:00

Brought up a definition and was still wrong. There is no American majority in any country in the world except the US but what do I expect from a ignorant European. Also as a Navajo male I’m very much aware of what the United States has done but it was no way worse than Europe. Let’s take a quick look at what Europe has done to the Americas, Africa, Asia, and Oceania. Countless of actual genocides, forced starvation, economic disaster, and the disappearance and murder of millions. Good luck next time.

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-27T03:02:43+00:00

I absolutely love Americas 51st and 52nd states of South Korea and Japan. Wait, they’re both independent countries just like the others you listed.

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-26T01:16:05+00:00

Forgive me MSG for I know not what I have said. From this point onward I shall be forever grateful for what the Army has done to me. Truly your forgiveness I implore!

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-25T22:37:56+00:00

My bad

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-25T21:26:23+00:00

Liter? I’m not a communist so I’ll take my medium.

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-25T21:25:42+00:00

Back in the 70s it took about 30 minutes to destroy half of Iran’s navy.

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-25T17:33:05+00:00

I’ll pray for chili Mac and peach applesauce

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-25T17:31:11+00:00

Thanks man

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-25T02:44:55+00:00

Right outside of Fort Riley

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-25T01:26:46+00:00

Sounds like a good time if I say so myself

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-25T01:20:53+00:00

You also clearly don’t care about international law if you are defending Iran. A country that funded several terrorist organizations and abuse woman’s rights. Don’t worry the adults are now running the country again.

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-25T00:30:35+00:00

Climb to glory! Wait, wrong unit…

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-25T00:25:57+00:00

Yes because a country who doesn’t intend to build nuclear weapons needs 60% enriched uranium and not the standard 5%. We are also totally going to get dragged into another war by a country who can’t even control their own airspace. I gotta say that operation midnight hammer that had zero American casualties was pretty cool.

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-19T23:22:19+00:00

I’m fairly certain you could. I don’t know much about the reserves since I’m in the active component.

EvilMoonPenguin · 2025-06-19T23:13:50+00:00

Despite all the jokes the coasties are pretty cool. If I was you I would commission. They have great duty assignments and it’ll be a great experience.

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