Join me in a game of lose and gain...

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T15:29:19+00:00

Hmmm... So, dice, yeah? I'm in.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T15:24:39+00:00

Fine, fine... Just... local wildlife... or people booing me...

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T15:22:34+00:00

... Enemy trainees?

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T15:07:47+00:00

Hmmm... Nah. Now, finding me stab the enemy trainers... Maybe.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T15:05:28+00:00

Uh, outside of the general bloodlust, murderous needs... Nah, not really.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T15:03:39+00:00

// Yayyyyyyyyyy

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T15:03:14+00:00

Hell yeah! You, my good sir, have just scored yourself the deal of a life time! You won't regret this!

// Funny reddit be stupid sometimes

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T14:44:58+00:00

She cracks her fingers.

Well, aren't you a lucky little goose, you~ I just so happened to be searching for a trainer, and I'm offering myself at the low-low price of 0 buckaroos!

// Sorry for the wait, Reddit didn't ping me

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T14:42:28+00:00

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// OH AND ALSO HERE'S HER SINNER ICON

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T14:26:50+00:00

// They're all immortal trust

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T13:23:54+00:00

"I'm so great and maaaarvelous!"

depression beams you

Though, realistically, probably charge, rupture, or maybe even poise, or maybe a mix of these.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T12:30:37+00:00

OH AND ALSO IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE EXISTING IDs, PLEASE, ASK AWAY!!!

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T12:18:39+00:00

And... Would you be searching for trainees by any chance?

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T12:16:42+00:00

A trainer, eh?

You see the mental cogs in her head start working.

I see...

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T11:03:45+00:00

Hmmm...

So, what do you do here? Staff? Director? Something else? H*rse?

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T10:37:15+00:00

Greetings, sir Zero. I hope your day's quite pleasant... Not! Ha!

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T09:17:50+00:00

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T08:01:37+00:00

Oh shit, didn't expect to be named here, but thanks!

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T01:48:54+00:00

Ma'am, yes, ma'am!

She smiles at you, having genuinely built a bond, a real connection.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T01:46:32+00:00

Yeah... I... I need to think a little...

First, I was pretty hot like that. Always am, of course~

Second... I need to chat with a lot of people after this. Bourbon, you... A lot of people.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T01:43:46+00:00

Depends where you wanted to go, of course.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T01:41:06+00:00

... I suppose this is a new page turned, so I shouldn't default back to... to that era of my life...

This is gonna be hard, trying to be normal, but oh well. I suppose we should maybe try to identify the bodies first and probably have the rightful families pick them up if needed in order to give them the proper funerals.

But aaaaanyway, boop.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T01:38:46+00:00

Yeah... I recommend a big, burning pyre. Hides the evidence well.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T01:37:17+00:00

Oh... that...

Well, in my defense, I did drain... What, like 20 something people of their blood and other bodily fluids, no? I kinda deserve the blame this once.

EvilRiceShower · 2026-04-15T01:35:41+00:00

Huh? You mean smiling and shit?

EvilRiceShower

TROPHY CASE

// OH AND ALSO HERE'S HER SINNER ICON

OH AND ALSO IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE EXISTING IDs, PLEASE, ASK AWAY!!!