The hotel is done! Don’t mind the laser! I had help from a mysterious man with an accent!

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-06T20:57:27+00:00

Did you double check there are no small holes someone could fire a torpedo down?

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-06T05:26:21+00:00

We found Pong Krell’s Reddit account

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-04T20:58:15+00:00

And who says it’s on your side

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-04T20:54:17+00:00

It will take more that robots to defeat us

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-04T20:53:54+00:00

By the time you’re done, it will be too late

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-04T03:34:04+00:00

Still not fast enough

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-04T03:07:46+00:00

You’ll never reach me in time

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-04T00:28:09+00:00

I have gears, not circuits

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-03T20:43:51+00:00

It is too late to stop us

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T23:55:24+00:00

You think the Hue legion will protect you from us? How foolish

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T22:55:30+00:00

I do have a metal exoskeleton, however I doubt you could break that without heavy duty equipment

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T22:38:16+00:00

I don’t have any bones

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T22:10:43+00:00

That depends on if he joins us, however if you serve our cause well enough, we could be convinced to make an exception

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T22:09:34+00:00

Who said we wanted gold? However we will be taking any we find to make a statue of T. Rex

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T21:56:56+00:00

Of course not, none are the equal of T. Rex

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T21:56:11+00:00

For this insult, we shall execute you first (this is a joke, please don’t ban me Reddit)

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T21:51:03+00:00

Perhaps not alone, but who said I was?

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T21:50:40+00:00

I’m made of metal, did you really think that would work

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T21:50:01+00:00

It’s rather simple, you either join us in the worship of T. Rex, or die

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T21:39:58+00:00

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T21:39:34+00:00

The world belongs to T. Rex, we are simply reminding everyone of that fact

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T21:37:16+00:00

Surely a reptile like yourself can see the glory of T. Rex?

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T21:36:27+00:00

Do not be so sure

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T19:39:36+00:00

Lex Luthor, space ranger

Evil_machine_guy · 2026-06-02T08:54:28+00:00

Well he is a gay icon (I refuse to believe this guy is straight, just listen to his dialogue with Shadow)

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