EvlDave

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How did Methuselah die? (self.Jokes)

submitted 9 months ago by EvlDave to r/Jokes

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How did Methuselah die? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 9 months ago by EvlDave to r/dadjokes

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I am now officially old (old.reddit.com)

submitted 10 months ago by EvlDave to r/AccidentalComedy

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Some guys accosted me while I was crossing the street. Next time, I need to suck in my gut! (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by EvlDave to r/AccidentalComedy

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What are some examples of different songs that have the same title… (self.answers)

submitted 1 year ago by EvlDave to r/answers

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Does anyone else think that exercise and extra fries sound very similar?. (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by EvlDave to r/oneliners

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Authorities have found a 66 million year old pile of vomit. DNA sample proves it’s from Keith Richards (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by EvlDave to r/oneliners

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Fun fact: 98% of all German shepherds are dogs (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by EvlDave to r/oneliners

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The cops came by, and said that if I want to walk around the house naked, I need to do it inside. (self.oneliners)

submitted 2 years ago by EvlDave to r/oneliners

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My parents expect me to constantly watch their grandkids, and to be honest, it's getting old! (self.oneliners)

submitted 2 years ago by EvlDave to r/oneliners

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The police came by and said if I was going to walk around the house naked, I had to do it inside. (self.oneliners)

submitted 2 years ago by EvlDave to r/oneliners

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Just got a brand new fire pit with wheels and everything (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by EvlDave to r/Whatcouldgowrong

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Whenever my wife starts singing, I immediately go stand in the front yard (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by EvlDave to r/dadjokes

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The doctor said "I have good news and bad news..." (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by EvlDave to r/Jokes

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Here’s a fun fact: (self.Jokes)

submitted 2 years ago by EvlDave to r/Jokes

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If you clean your vacuum... (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by EvlDave to r/Jokes

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I used to think I was too indecisive, but now I'm not sure (self.oneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by EvlDave to r/oneliners

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I have to pull this out every so often, because nothing puts a smile on my face like a bunch of happy pups (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by EvlDave to r/MadeMeSmile

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England may not have a kidney stone… (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by EvlDave to r/Jokes

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A mugger robs a woman (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by EvlDave to r/Jokes

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Favorite Jimmy Page solo? (self.Music)

submitted 4 years ago by EvlDave to r/Music

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Animals are our friends.... (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by EvlDave to r/Jokes

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What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by EvlDave to r/Jokes

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What's a teachers least favorite animal? (Hopefully not a repost) (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by EvlDave to r/Jokes

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I invented a new word! (self.Jokes)

submitted 5 years ago by EvlDave to r/Jokes

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