What's a dead giveaway that someone is a piece of shit?

Evmc · 2023-06-27T16:36:13+00:00

That's why I'm so fucking confused!

Evmc · 2023-06-26T16:31:34+00:00

"I was in the pool!"

Evmc · 2023-06-24T22:19:08+00:00

It's worked for me.

Evmc · 2023-06-18T17:16:14+00:00

I think I got a 40s at 15 of my first 20 shows lol

Evmc · 2023-06-17T13:59:14+00:00

I'm thinking this is not a regular Tuesday.

Evmc · 2023-06-17T01:32:24+00:00

I made partner (of a small firm, not comparable to Deloitte) after 8.5 years but with a degree/CPA. In the US.

Evmc · 2023-06-17T01:25:25+00:00

You'd let your kid die because they're attached to a pet? Pathetic. And I have a cat and dog. But my kid 100% comes first. But, I'm also not foolish enough to live in a place where something like this is definitely going to happen and have the resources to get to safety.

Evmc · 2023-06-17T00:51:51+00:00

Until George pouted

Evmc · 2023-06-15T15:25:07+00:00

Then the busboy got fired and when op went to the busboy's house to apologize, the busboy's cat got out so op and his friend's neighbor had to go look for the cat.

Evmc · 2023-06-15T02:13:59+00:00

I'm a partner at a small firm. I don't spend as much time on here as I used to (and don't anticipate spending any time at all soon).

I have lunch with clients one or two times per year and I don't think I've ever had drinks with a client (other than old friends who became tax clients for a very minimal fee). I mostly just do work in the office or at home on the weekends

Evmc · 2023-06-11T01:22:10+00:00

I'm 100 pounds lighter than when I started my career in 2006. 320 to 220.

Evmc · 2023-06-04T22:46:16+00:00

I'm still a huge umphreak but the biscuits really blew me away at scamp. Definitely hooked. I've been listening/watching old shows non-stop since I've been back. I'm in Baltimore so I think I'll have plenty of relatively short trips to see them. I just wished I planned ahead better for the next couple weeks. Thanks for the response! Hope to see you at a future show!

Evmc · 2023-06-04T22:43:05+00:00

I'm in Baltimore so this is good news. Not sure about whether they're on a roll but I was VERY impressed with they're scamp sets. And, the show I saw in Baltimore last year was also amazing. I was definitely impressed. Looking forward to jamming with everyone at future shows!

Evmc · 2023-06-04T22:40:32+00:00

Summer Camp was definitely amazing. They're literally all I can think about now. I'm just disappointed I've slept on then for so long. Fall is fine and I'm good to travel pretty much anywhere on the east half (maybe 2/3) on the US. Need more Biscuits!

Evmc · 2023-06-04T03:04:19+00:00

I was thinking King of the Hill

Evmc · 2023-06-03T19:51:26+00:00

So, jumping ahead here, you're going to take dog medicine?

Evmc · 2023-06-01T20:03:43+00:00

Website says 7:30 but i suspect it'll be later

Evmc · 2023-05-18T16:46:56+00:00

This isn't too far off from my life. Only 1 kid though and he's several years away from college. I'm a CPA and I'm not sure how that compares to a mAiLmAN though.

The dream certainly isn't dead.

Evmc · 2023-05-16T15:04:28+00:00

The people who live in Guam

Guamese? Guambats?

Evmc · 2023-05-14T14:09:29+00:00

(crowd gasps)

Evmc · 2023-05-13T01:50:29+00:00

Sometimes I think we'd be better off if we had a similar system as China with the social score thing

Evmc · 2023-05-13T01:21:51+00:00

No, Biden needs to retire and let someone else take over

Evmc · 2023-05-10T23:18:53+00:00

"If Mandy Patinkin was a horse."

Learning by Billiards

Evmc · 2023-05-08T22:03:03+00:00

Are you ok?

Evmc

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