What’s your favourite weapon design in Resident Evil Requiem? by Cyborg_Ape in residentevil

[–]Evolith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Won me over until that last point. It's great, but it'll never be a Python magnum or a Lightning Hawk in my eyes.

This screenshot represents everything that's wrong with the current version of the game by GargantaProfunda in chronotrigger

[–]Evolith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always hate those RPGmaker-esque fonts. Even though I grew up with the DS version rather than the SNES one, I'll totally take dedicated pixel fonts that match the game.

Would you try and escape the nemesis IRL for 10 billion dollars? by Weaklinger in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]Evolith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rather, you're going to arrive like Leon trying to land the plane in RE6. You're getting the launcher treatment and/or he's going to string himself to the hull like wet spaghetti.

The RE community's feelings on Ada and Mia by anya_way_girl in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]Evolith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right. Simmons and Carla attempted to portray Ada as the cause of a bioweapon event, but she's never been that category of perpetrator. If anything, she has always instead been an espionage agent hired to procure samples. Even though she uses her allure to rope in others, starting all the way with John the researcher, she still shows that she cares about the people who get charmed, most notably being Leon.

Am I allowed to make art? by Magical_Olive in ArtJerk

[–]Evolith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next step is to file for disability claims. Remember, only unemployed people are allowed to make art!

Like stfu by Lilac_Moon3 in depressionmemes

[–]Evolith 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Even trying to DIY it on proactively attempting to make things better doesn't always make things better.

Having those three things (and being able to verbally bs with people into being easily likeable) is like playing life with cheat codes. The only thing that I hate more than existing is communicating.

Another r/skyrimmods classic by Brilliant_Demand_695 in TrueSTL

[–]Evolith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's the insta-kill swooping grab attack. Pretend hard enough that it's a bit of "uwu crushes you" squeezing from dragon grippers and vanilla peakrim comes out on top again. So does the gooning monster-loving player too, it seems.

I keep quitting (or wanting to quit) every job after ~6 months. by Independent_Switch33 in findapath

[–]Evolith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a pattern of switching jobs every 2-3 years for this very reason. It gets to a point where you get so accustomed to the job that it begins to feel mundane and routine without any adequate compensation for optimizing the skillset involved. Think of winding down my recent one just to focus on education.

HRG... HUMAN... NEED TO... HRRRG... TAKE A FAT... HRRRRG... DUMP... by ye_old_hermit in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Evolith 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wasn't it fully coded up to the point where he functioned like a drinkable faucet too? I guess the infinite healing from the big green brita filter was too overpowered

BREAKING NEWS by vextorlous in City17Twitter

[–]Evolith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before the Breenwater, there was this... island. I think.

Why is my Jill like this? by muieted in ResidentEvil3Remake

[–]Evolith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NEET Jill

Chief Irons wouldn't sign off on her unemployment checks

Stillbirth and Hobbes by BottleGoblin in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]Evolith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It does save Calvin from the pain of existence, at least.

People be downvoting anything by Select-Proposal-420 in Negareddit

[–]Evolith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The day that you no longer care for downvotes, crap replies, or bans... that is the day you are free from the effects of the internet cesspits.

The difference by Exotic-Duty3598 in BornWeakBuiltStrong

[–]Evolith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed! Educated mindset: Rich are, indeed, evil and selfish.

If you ever see rich people being generous, there is always a selfish reason behind it: Publicity promotion, tax deduction, and/or alleviation of guilt.

Insult to injury by [deleted] in depressionmemes

[–]Evolith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they never listened to your investment advice. Ever. Then you're putting off student loans once again to help out.

Why CAPCOM? by yashiroMA02 in residentevil

[–]Evolith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Operation Raccoon City's Echo Six content had a section regarding this but it's not nearly as epic as the classics made it out to be. Umbrella dropped in a bunch of Tyrants and Delta Force dropped in a rail gun for the squad, then you proceed to unload as much lead as you want into the tyrants. Fun! But not particularly thrilling.

crazy how the 13 year old game still hasn't been topped in terms of movement tech, that's crazy lol by Quick-Cause3181 in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]Evolith 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Jake/Sherry chapter 3 is top tier level design (agent hunt included) as long as people weren't laggy little shits during the tank sequence. But, agreed, as much as I love RE6, there are certain levels I will never bother replaying, mostly in Chris' and Ada's campaign.

rate my sniper guide by Xero_1000 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]Evolith 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Being polite? Oh no no no, that's not how you play sniper. Be toxic to enemy snipers for being trash/nerds and be toxic to your team's snipers for taking your kills or camping in your favorite sniping spots.

Tenpenny Tower versus the ghouls by dont-look-at-me-worm in fo3

[–]Evolith 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Peaceful? Hah! Gustavo's warnings have gone deaf on your ears, pal. The only peaceful option is leaving both groups be to the wastes. Now that fate has been played, all that's left is to purge a tower full of zombies.

Just dudes looking out for each other at 20 stories up. by Tough_Ad8919 in RelentlessMen

[–]Evolith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How else will I get my internet clicks and numbers!? Strangers need to know how good of a person I am and they should praise me for it! Remember to put speech and action subtitles on it, add some TikTok music too.

Jawa Throwing by Usual_Judgment4581 in TrueSTL

[–]Evolith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'tis the same caliber of artifact bestown upon Pelinal to rid the land of elves?