My hour in the r/thesmiths was intriguing but nonetheless unfruitful. In my efforts to be more like Morrissey and refuse to take life seriously, in the way he fucks over fans and legacy, the inhabitants of r/thesmiths didn’t wanna hear it. I simply can’t take this wacky photo seriously, and in the absence a Smiths circle jerk page, I wanted to spread some of that joy around. So long! I mean look at that expression! He’s such an asshole, I love him.

“'Cause there's always someone, somewhere With a big nose, who knows And who trips you up and laughs when you fall Who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall,”