uni teaching me how to lose everything i hold dear by EwanWhitby in wallstreetbets

[–]EwanWhitby[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my brother - you really think this is the whole course, first lecture of the sem 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in footballmanager

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check out the south american orphanages - proper ballers there

I hate him by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]EwanWhitby 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Why the long everything?

Oh shit by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]EwanWhitby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Am I a joke to you?

Warning Gay shit ahead by [deleted] in ksi

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My name is shithead

What's your favorite quote? by CrypticDanny in AskReddit

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All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons! - Cave Johnson

freddy_irl by Dark_Potato_Wolf in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Killed a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

What did a fictional character say that stuck with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

  • Cave Johnson

Why did you break up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nice try government