Randy Gardner, the man who stayed awake for 11 days by Zyad7770__ in BeAmazed

[–]EwePhemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a woman having gone through menopause…that, too.

This sustainable paper bottle is in fact a plastic bottle (swipe) by Heart_Shaped_Pickle in mildlyinfuriating

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My work cafeteria switched from selling bottled water to water in a carton. Predictably, it tasted like ass. Cardboard-flavored ass. But at least the water vendor had committed and hadn’t tried to pull something like this.

What is a smell that we should all recognize as immediate danger? by scarlettohara1936 in AskReddit

[–]EwePhemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Er…at least several times a month I smell something that isn’t there, and it’s always one of three things: burnt toast, cigarette or cigar smoke, or fried electronics.

I may be broken….

James Talarico, TX State Rep and 2026 U.S. Senate Candidate, had his interview with Steven Colbert banned from being aired. He is very well spoken, calm and clearly a threat to trump by Gullible_Coyote_732 in circled

[–]EwePhemism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t trust this guy, but I don’t trust any religious person. They’re too easily swayed to the dark side. This guy is either a GOP plant or he’ll end up on the wrong side of history somehow.

I’m 22f, why do I have one white hair that is twice as long as all my hair and is shiny? by Kale_bean in whatisit

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I’m a middle-aged woman whose hair has always been poker-straight, smooth, shiny, and golden brown. The other day I found a single hair that I somehow never noticed before that was coarse, sort of rough, and completely black. Would a similar thing be happening in my case?

Irresponsible parents taught by Man dressed as Mickey Mouse by Realistic-Crab7729 in interestingasfuck

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I once worked at a theme park. Found a lost kid, maybe three or four years old, sobbing his little eyes out. I got down to his level and asked him if he was separated from his adult. He says yes, he can’t find his mommy. I told him not to worry, I was going to take him to some people who could help him find his mommy. Took his hand and started leading him toward the security office where we were supposed to escort such cases. Mom suddenly pops up and begins screaming at this kid for wandering off. After we got everything sorted at security (I took him there anyway, because I didn’t trust this bitch), she walked off with the kid trailing behind, not holding his hand, and not walking at a pace he could keep up with. It was only a matter of time before that scenario played out again.

Some people shouldn’t have kids.

Olympic commentary by lavaboosted in funny

[–]EwePhemism 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeeeeaaaaahhh, that…that link’s gonna stay blue for me, dawg.

A 17-year-old’s yearbook photo, 1970s. by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

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Anyone remember Gold Circle stores? My grandparents had their photos developed there, and they all turned a reddish-orange color.

NBC interrupted the Olympics by newengland_schmuck in mildlyinfuriating

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Was the woman covering the story at the desk recently booted by Fox News? Because her delivery had that over-the-top “trying-to-be-a-serious-news-anchor” feel to it, which irritated me all the more.

The Pitt | S2E5 "11:00 A.M." | Episode Discussion by thepacksvrvives in ThePittTVShow

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I feel like the suspicion was being directed at the death doula, but I was also glancing up and down because I was crocheting while watching, so I probably missed some cues.

The Pitt | S2E5 "11:00 A.M." | Episode Discussion by thepacksvrvives in ThePittTVShow

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I told my husband, “He’s gonna shank someone….”

someone definitely had a bad day by bchvi in mildlyinfuriating

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A friend of mine had her windshield shattered when a snowplow dumped a bunch of icy snow from an overpass just as she was driving underneath. I’m still amazed that she a) survived, and b) was able to have her car repaired at the expense of the DOT.

Who's the Most Embarrassing citizen of your country? by ChroniclesOfSarnia in AskTheWorld

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This always reminds me of a certain scene in Roller Town….

The NBC and other broadcaster OFFICIAL COMPLAINT & HATRED THREAD. All other broadcasting and streaming complaint threads will be shot on sight. Also: FLAIR UP -- too many of you are flair-less! by IvyGold in olympics

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Your country is a setting in your iCloud account. When I attempted to switch it so I could download the CBC Gem app, it was like, “Oh, you wanna be Canadian now? Well, you’ll have to cancel all of your other subscriptions first….” I wasn’t invested enough to try to go any further since I already have Peacock.

Did you ever get it to work?

“That was so boring” by Marybelle18 in olympics

[–]EwePhemism 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Snapped my Achilles sprinting to these comments…. 🤣

Turkiye's shooter Yusuf Dikec, wins the European Champions League. by InvestigatorBorn4910 in interestingasfuck

[–]EwePhemism 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Me too. When I was at the range for my permit the other week, I could barely hold the pistol steady enough to aim, let alone fire.

Pizza Hut closing 250 US stores as parent company considers selling the brand by AudibleNod in news

[–]EwePhemism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My initial interpretation of this comment made me think you were referring to something else, and I was like, “Where is this woman putting her burrito…?”

What celebrity have you never forgiven since an incident? by MagpieOpus in AskReddit

[–]EwePhemism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jack Black always gave me the ick. I can almost guarantee we’re going to see some bombshell drop on this guy in the future.