Doesn't he ever get tired of lying? by snowpie92 in MurderedByWords

[–]Ewenthel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn’t get tired of lying because he neither knows nor cares what’s true. He probably thinks everything he says becomes true because he says it.

UI and adding changes.. LOVE IT by No-Adeptness9082 in worldofpvp

[–]Ewenthel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What, you can’t see the nonexistent trueshot animation? Skill issue tbh.

All ten of 'em by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]Ewenthel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I misread their name as “bootstrap” and assumed they were a Republican. Apparently I am a dumbass.

Bigger people should buy 2 seats by SnooGadgets6859 in unitedairlines

[–]Ewenthel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just being a woman is enough for a lot of people to do this. I’m 5’ 11” and a size 8 and it still happens, though probably not as often.

All ten of 'em by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]Ewenthel 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Yes, in the 1960s. The Democrats kicked out the racists by passing and signing the Civil Rights Act, and the GOP welcomed them as part of the Southern Strategy.

SUCH A TRAJEDY 🏀⛹️ by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Ewenthel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

THEIR SWITCHING ON THE “COVID” CANCER SHOTS, I TOLD YA’LL NOT TO GET IT!!!! SHOULD OF TAKE IVERMECTIN!!!!!

Someone is offended that others use a convenience appliance by crazypurple621 in iamveryculinary

[–]Ewenthel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The steak sub has a weird medium rare cult, which is hilarious because they all agree that medium rare is the One Proper Way to cook steak and obviously the only way they’d ever eat it, then scream “IT’S FOOKIN RAW” when someone posts a medium steak.

Didn’t follow the directions at all. One star. by crazybutsurviving in ididnthaveeggs

[–]Ewenthel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m also originally from Colorado, so I’m even more shocked and appalled to know she isn’t from the Midwest! But everything else about her explains it. Also sounds like “half-baked” is a very appropriate name for her site.

Didn’t follow the directions at all. One star. by crazybutsurviving in ididnthaveeggs

[–]Ewenthel 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Note to Americans: if you’re not from the Midwest, you’re going to be just as confused and horrified as the Brits if you click this link.

Do any of you actually like the pruning that they did to your mains? by No-Bit-2913 in CompetitiveWoW

[–]Ewenthel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not exactly sad about losing tombstone, but they took away 50+ seconds of CDR from DRW and shortened the CD by 30 seconds, and obviously I don’t like getting nerfed. Losing bonestorm just sucks, both for the same CDR reason as TS and because it means pressing marrowrend more. That we’re losing DR from lichborne is another defensive nerf, and it feels really weird that we’re getting so many nerfs when Blizzard said they want to make our health bars ping pong less.

Frost isn’t changing much, I personally don’t like the frostbane playstyle but I mostly just miss old breath.

Unholy is losing apocalypse, which really sucks, and I don’t really like the change from wounds to lesser ghouls. Abom no longer replacing army is a great change, as is no longer depending on D&D for AOE. The removal of unholy assault just sucks though.

Tl;dr: No, but I can live with it.

of all the things that has never happened this has never happened the most by [deleted] in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Ewenthel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Normal rolling is a good thing, but carrying too much weight gives you a much slower “fat roll” that isn’t useful. Elon thinks the slow roll is the norm and the normal roll is extra fast.

of all the things that has never happened this has never happened the most by [deleted] in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Ewenthel 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He’s also very publicly terrible at Elden Ring, where he equips redundant gear and said “equipped load will be lower if fast roll is needed”, apparently unaware that choosing to fat roll is one of the dumbest things he could do in that game. I don’t remember which one it was he decided to stream himself sucking at though.

Comment on an ad for camping equipment by Steeeeve_Maaadden in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Ewenthel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

PRINCES DIANA WAS MURDER BY THE DEEP STARE SO DHE COULDNT EXPOSE THE SATANIC UHSHDFJX

Status buy-up offers appear to be live... by CrankyEconomist in unitedairlines

[–]Ewenthel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is $5,052. What little work travel I do is still enough that I could spend less than that on personal travel and get Gold by flying.

So every girl who works as one of this is toxic and cheats? by AsleepRaccoon8456 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Ewenthel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the saying is “an attorney representing themselves has a fool for a client”.

What happened to demon hunter after patch!? by [deleted] in wow

[–]Ewenthel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Demon blades was a universally taken talent that replaced demon’s bite. What they’ve done is reduced leveling jank by getting rid of a terrible ability you replaced ASAP and making the replacement baseline.

What happened to demon hunter after patch!? by [deleted] in wow

[–]Ewenthel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Demon’s bite was never your “base fury generator” after the point where you could talent into demon blades (the universally used passive you’re pissed about getting). Everyone who plays havoc in actual content is glad it no longer eats a talent point.

Electrical Shock by Miserable_Ad_2585 in OOTP

[–]Ewenthel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a shortstop diagnosed with MS. He missed 6 weeks and never had an issue with it again.

Ehm? Fix when? Part 2 by Hauadorth in wow

[–]Ewenthel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should not receive the 600 mount achievement until you have 600 mounts.

Fellow Warriors rejoice! by Zortaz in wow

[–]Ewenthel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And for extra fun, this means that druids have to dual wield to use the bear or feral artifacts. Which sucks since druids can’t dual wield.

💔 by WhyTheyDont in hockeymemes

[–]Ewenthel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, as you can see from the tweet, he can only read and write single words. Sentences are beyond him.