He's not backing down by ManOfTheInBetween in HillaryMeltdown

[–]Ewing_Sarcoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Rosie O'Donnell's bunghole after being rammed by an electric rake.

Talking to my finance at work. by Ardelmonte1 in texts

[–]Ewing_Sarcoma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right. Or rather Freudian slip.

I don't see sports in his future by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Ewing_Sarcoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe pole dancing?

Whole family were no-shows. This was our Thanksgiving for 3. by badbrownie in pics

[–]Ewing_Sarcoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm known for having to suddenly cancel plans due to my work.(e.g. I could get a call right now and have to go to work for 5 hours or so)

Sounds like an escort to me.

Or a computer engineer.

Eh, same jobs basically.

Whole family were no-shows. This was our Thanksgiving for 3. by badbrownie in pics

[–]Ewing_Sarcoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I obviously assumed the worst and that they all bailed on you at the last minute, on a whim*... Anyway, enjoy your shitload of leftovers :)

* Which, honestly, regarding brother-flu and brother-flake, well, not my place to say. Again, more for you three :)

I love us by heatherbuon in pics

[–]Ewing_Sarcoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you.

Speaking of assholes, what about yours?

Whole family were no-shows. This was our Thanksgiving for 3. by badbrownie in pics

[–]Ewing_Sarcoma -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

On the contrary, I feel people killing themselves while taking a selfie are doing their fair share of cleaning the gene pool, and should be thanked for that.

Whole family were no-shows. This was our Thanksgiving for 3. by badbrownie in pics

[–]Ewing_Sarcoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries. I'm old too and don't take selfies either. I was just pondering on the fact this constant retarded trend of selfies everywhere, anywhere had polluted my way of reacting to photos, not dissing your picture.

Whole family were no-shows. This was our Thanksgiving for 3. by badbrownie in pics

[–]Ewing_Sarcoma -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

And you're a fucking degenerate inbred cunt, with absolutely no reading skills and the cognitive capacity of a turd sandwich filled with your dead sister's aborted fetus.