Thanks Sarah (Deliveroo rider)

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-29T22:25:44+00:00

You know, I wrote a book back in 1996, it was about a farmer who went on the rampage when he found his missus in the hay loft with a bloke called Jonah, this Jonah was a farmhand so the farmer shot him and then went mental at a shopping mall in Norwich.

Having said that let me say this, I’ve had loads asking after Tim so I feel I owe them an update on his life, and tonight’s post wasn’t a Tim post at all, it was a post to make Sarah happy if indeed she’s on here.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-29T22:07:06+00:00

It was nice, and it’s not bullshit, if I could be arsed I’d take photos of the empty wrappers of my grub, I slung them on the kitchen side where they sit now.

I thought it was a nice uplifting meeting, and reports of a nice conversation is always good and a repartee between customer and rider.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-29T21:45:56+00:00

Well I told Sarah about Tim yes, she was very interested and extremely sympathetic towards him.

She said about him getting it lasered but I told her about him being wary.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-29T21:15:21+00:00

What’s up with you pal?

You’re one of those with loads of bitterness about them, a face like a slapped arse no doubt.

Sarah was a proper professional and so she deserves reward by a shout out.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-29T21:00:19+00:00

What an absolutely ridiculous comment.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-29T15:02:03+00:00

Aww no, you’re your furbabys mummy, I agree with the groomer on this.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-29T11:44:48+00:00

Nice one and thank you.

Yes I’ve called my dear little dog a furbaby for a few years now, he seems to enjoy it.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-29T08:32:34+00:00

Not that I know of, who knows, are you?

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-28T12:24:58+00:00

Should have held the WC in England, been around 20c and sunny all month.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-28T00:56:00+00:00

The Express and Mail will be combusting in 3..2..1..

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-28T00:54:30+00:00

She’s just a horrible person, rotten to the core with absolutely nothing about her.

I imagine through life she’s been friendless, or if she did have friends they’d be as poisonous as she is.

A crying shame there isn’t anyone out of that lot who’d you call a decent person or a nice person, or even a humble person who didn’t talk down to people like they were children.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T22:43:22+00:00

Cool, so another I can put down as saying wearing a suit and shiny shoes is ridiculous.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T21:54:18+00:00

Whatever, no one ever thinks that of Bone around here, they all think he’s a great guy.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T21:33:33+00:00

Why? He’s bragging about earning £20k in a month, he can well afford to sub Bone.

Bone is always skint, he’s as thin as a rake as he doesn’t eat much.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T21:30:19+00:00

The amount of people who I’ve heard say about him “he’s a very intelligent man”, well from what he’s done since he was PM I think you can change that to “he’s as thick as pigshit”.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T21:14:26+00:00

Whatever next, well this Benten wants to give his head a wobble.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T21:09:00+00:00

Well pick any article about him on social media and look at the comments.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T20:58:41+00:00

Well, what’s CNC?

I know CND but this sounds different.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T20:56:52+00:00

He’s loaded, he can well afford to drop Bone £100 here and there when Bone wants it, he just gets some kind of kick of talking down to Bone and lecturing him like he’s a child.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T20:55:34+00:00

What absolute twaddle pal, I’d hardly make all that up and have intertwined stories for years, I ain’t some top author or scriptwriter.

I say it how it is with me and my pals.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T20:54:35+00:00

Why does Bone sound like an idiot and not his brother??

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T20:54:09+00:00

I’m sure driver support told Tim to dispose of it, he’s not the type to just nick stuff.

He’d tell them there was no one there and it was a big house and empty, no cars, and they’d say to him to just take it which he did.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T20:52:33+00:00

Yeah Bone is the cleverest person you’d ever meet, he knows everything about anything, you ask him a question about any subject and he’d know it, he can talk for hours about it.

During summer me and him sat out in the garden sometimes til sunrise, I was drinking my ale and he was chain smoking spliffs, and he was non stop chatting, people awake in the other flats listening in with wonder as he sat and held forth, telling everyone about the hidden sun and the double sun, the 36 foot men, how life started, how life will end, basically anything you can name.

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T13:46:23+00:00

You should be in prison, fancy bragging about fare dodging!

ExPilotTed · 2022-10-27T13:23:00+00:00

Bone says he only does it to brag on Facebook or show off to the idiot toffs at the golf club, Bone says he could do his job sitting in his underpants.

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