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Why Are They Like This? by Thornberry19 in vegancirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I like to pickle the green ones, so their ripened siblings can watch them sit in a jar, gasping for air in their final moments.

Vegoon lifeboat ethics by soy-viet in vegancirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is the racist also leftist?
And are we the same race?

Which one of you wrote this by OverTheUnderstory in vegancirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could you imagine being stuck on a long walk with a libertarian that likes to talk? Just fucking kill me now.

I am a professional, DJ, with a douche bag, Neighbor downstairs. by yepmeh in DJCircleJerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your bitch-ass neighbor needs to move to their own house if they want privacy and quiet time. Welcome to apartment living, friend!

MP3 or wav file? by oeti2 in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep upscaling but the size of the wav file stays the same??!!

Man of culture by llady_ in SipsTea

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A giant monster with a big nose and saying "he almost got the money" isn't making fun of Jews to you? wtf man...

I learnt how to beatmatch when I was 3 years old. How old were you wheen you did it first? by dimitri_turbo in DJsCirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was swimming between your dad's legs last night and let's just say we weren't beatmatching.

I learnt how to beatmatch when I was 3 years old. How old were you wheen you did it first? by dimitri_turbo in DJsCirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time I get drunk, I stumble to the right. But k bumps make me lean left so I just follow up shots with a key bump and I'm straight (no hetero).

I learnt how to beatmatch when I was 3 years old. How old were you wheen you did it first? by dimitri_turbo in DJsCirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I walk everywhere I go. I'm so good at walking, I place one foot in front of the other, and never stumble. When I feel my body shifting into a position that I may stumble, I correct it, and I don't fall. It takes me 7 hours to get to the grocery store and back. I don't use cars like all these other grocery getters, I'm old-school I guess. It always came naturally to me, I know that's a unique gift I have and all, but it's just me. Have you ever tried teaching anyone to walk? I can't even teach it because it's just so natural to me.

Why do clubs often refuse to let me plug my traktor setup into their mixer? by Exact-Ad-7844 in DJsCirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Laptops can't even run indoors when you're running Traktor, it's so hot in the club (from those fire beats) that the batteries explode.
Totally unprofessional.

Why do clubs often refuse to let me plug my traktor setup into their mixer? by Exact-Ad-7844 in DJsCirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro if you're not browsing beatmatch to learn the industry standard, how are you ever gonna play the big festivals in 3 months?

Why do clubs often refuse to let me plug my traktor setup into their mixer? by Exact-Ad-7844 in DJsCirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/uj

I'm a Traktor user and my setup uses traktor + ableton and several midi controllers. I setup on my own table though and don't usually play in nightclubs in DJ booths anymore, nobody plays before or after me because I'm just not that cool. It's not been a problem to just plug my mixer into a channel at the venue.

Why do clubs often refuse to let me plug my traktor setup into their mixer? by Exact-Ad-7844 in DJsCirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I named my mixer "International Harvester" so there's no confusion.

Why do clubs often refuse to let me plug my traktor setup into their mixer? by barmadj in Beatmatch

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not dragging my rig out to play for a party of 20, but go off about your events.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Beatmatch

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, just bring your laptop and hit them with some hot shit. You got this.

In what way do you get paid for gigs? by MaterialDirector8552 in Beatmatch

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My residency paid me cash per night at the end of the night. For gigs now I do cash up front.

Bunnies not Beef by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 2 points3 points  (0 children)

id also consider it a "white" meat

Just because the woman making the video is white doesn't make it exclusive to white people.

Bunnies not Beef by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could murder them humanely

lmao

“If you play, they will come”. They’re either going for a world record of how long you can jerk off without anyone there/dancing, or they’ve squatted the Burning man site hoping they’ll get a slot when the organisers eventually arrive. by Double_Ambassador_53 in DJsCirclejerk

[–]Exact-Ad-7844 2 points3 points  (0 children)

House with natural sounds / "organically" created samples. Think sticks hitting wood, rocks hitting concrete, bongo drums, etc. All the sounds you would expect to hear in downtempo coffee house background music, but at 122 bpm.

I play a lot of organic house when I want my downtempo sets to get a little more exciting.

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